Bagel

the best food. ever.

bow to the bagel lord

by the bagel profit May 19, 2022

Baelina

Baelina is one of the sweetest people you could ever meet. Baelina is most likely extremely caring, compassionate, and aware of those around her. Baelina will always make sure you are heard and well taken care of. They also love coffee, babies, friends, and music.

Baelina is a creative person who makes everything around them beautiful. Baelina is probably the coolest person ever and someone that you should be very grateful to be friends with.

Anyone Baelina loves is extremely lucky.

Person 1: Wow, they are so sweet. Who is that??

Person 2: Oh them? That's Baelina!

by stephenking513 May 19, 2022

Bagel Coughing

Coughing Rapidly While Eating A Bagel At The Same Time

i was bagel coughing.

and its not my fault, i was dared.

by worldwide4445 May 31, 2022

Bagels

Bagels is the nickname for the absolutely insane, most wanted crackhead known as Bailee. She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet. If you aren't careful, she'll break into your house at night, eat your mac n cheese, steal your pets, and then murder you in your sleep.

You: Omg is that the lunatic Bagels? I've heard she's wanted for murder and arson in more than 6 countries.
Me: Yeah, be careful, she'll literally kill you with one high-powered scream, then proceed to burn your house down. Also, dont look into her eyes, or you'll instantly be turned into ramen noodles.

by CrackheadGoose June 12, 2022

Babelan

How you should refer to a Lachlan if they complete a good deed.

Thanks for your help Babelan.

by KristenleySolomanlin June 12, 2022

Bagel

Someone who is as dumb as or has the same level of intelligence as a Bagel, generally used to just call someone stupid

Person 1: six times six is 74
Person 2: Dude you're literally a Bagel

by CloudKidJosh June 16, 2022

Bagel

A word I say when it is 5 a.m. and I feel high but I’m not

Bagels 🥯

by Jb0705 June 20, 2022