Battle Loyal

When two people in a relationship both want out which should be simple enough. However, they both need to play the victim rather than just parting ways so they put all efforts into busting each other cheating. Hence the Battle Loyal begins!

Mark and Jenny aren't doing well, they Entered the Battle Loyal, Mark gets her drunk and pretends she ran off and Jenny is catfishing Mark with fake profiles.

Think my girl went through my phone, smelled like makeup this morning, guess she wants a Battle Loyal

by DrFlow July 8, 2023

Crap battle

A contest where 2 people try to crap as hard as possible.

I think the second guy won the crap battle his crap was bigger.

by Tooftreef September 17, 2023

Reverse Battle Royale

When a consenting woman accepts the challenge, she acquires a funnel and about 50 dudes. All the dudes squirt in to the funnel. After gestation a DNA test determines the father. Instead of being the last alive, the winner adds another to the population.

Out of the entire football team, our left guard Glenn Thickseed was the winner of the Reverse Battle Royale. Please consider donating to his child support at Gofuckme.com

by JrHoodRat November 29, 2024

Fortnite Battle Pass

An item you can purchase in fortnite for 950 v-bucks, it normally contains skins, emotes, wraps, etc..

Guy 1: fortnite battle pass, i just shid out my ass
Guy 1: booted up my pc, cause i need me
Guy 1: to get that fortnite battle pass

by Colonel Cornelius Cornwall Jr. October 20, 2023

Battle Cow

A heavyset, and extremely angry woman with protruding nipples who is bent on revenge, and willing to decimate anyone in her way who may prevent her from exacting revenge.

That woman took out six cops, four pit bulls and a rabid, deranged librarian to seek revenge on a 7-11 store owner, who cheated her out 60 cents because she bought the wrong flavour of Doritos. “Now she is a serious Battle Cow!”

by anonymous October 22, 2023

battle beaver

A person who uses a controller to play video games

Little Timmy is a battle beaver

by Kdogthepenguin October 24, 2023

Fart battle

Something likes rap battle but instead you dont rap but you fart and instead od competing with rapers you Are competing with fartmaxxers

Whats up my nigga wanna have a fart battle

by freakyrizzlertonda May 24, 2025