am I being punk'd?

A state of expression as apposed of saying ''Nah ah'' or ''Are you shitting me?''

1. My house burned down and I have type 2 herpes

2. am I being punk'd?

by DizzyLizzy February 12, 2007

Luke, I am your father

Incorrect quotation from the climactic confrontation bwtween Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader in "The Empire Strikes Back".

The correct quotation is "No, I am your father."

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.

Vader: No, I am your father.

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO etc

by Cataphract_40 May 14, 2005

i am google and you are Wikipedia

when someone fights with you... use this and expect them to go off crying

person 1 : you're always wrong
Person 2: i am google and you are Wikipedia

person 1 : crys

by christi jones April 29, 2020

henceforth i am unable to can

The smartest way of saying "I can't/I cannot"

"The way I would write I can't in an essay? 'Henceforth I am unable to can'"

by me? gay, trans, and dumb September 26, 2021

impulsive decisions at 4:18 am

something ur friends and you do at 4:18 am.

i titled my friends essay “impulsive decisions at 4:18 am” and might have accidentally turned it in. #whoops #thatsafail

by #swaggin July 11, 2019

why am i on urban dictionary

cause ur seriously bored

bob: why am i on urban dictionary?
dave: cause ur bored

by byeihateyou May 16, 2019

i am thank you

Thankful to someone

You turned my life into happy life

I am thank you

by aspirant November 03, 2019