Usually the drippiest, waviest motherfucker in the room. Quiet, but rowdy with people he's comfortable with. Walks around with a quiet swagger. An Armie is a great friend to have around because they are fiercely loyal and they can be quite fun to be around.
by kodak green November 22, 2021
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Jeff had a month left in school before the army recruiter showed up at his door, offering to pay his college tuition in favor of his service.
by Clay_ July 17, 2022
Get the Army recruiter mug.Jesus's Army are a peaceful Christian organisation who usually drive around to their religious gatherings in rainbow or multi coloured vehicles usually dilapidated vans or mini buses. Jesus's Army love to spread the word of our Lord and Saviour through rustic songs acapella style or often led by tambourine's, maracas,spoons and entry level guitar playing.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.
Dave we've drank and gambled all our money on fruit machines. We literally only have enough for 4 more pints each with no cash machine visits available and we still need to get home with no money for a taxi.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.
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A Unique Military UNIT Created By KING EDDIE KING SMITH Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA To Reclaim His Kingdom From The Warring Nation Of District Of Columbia. "The Royal Army Of The Dead", Commandeered Army Is Achieved When The Most Elite Military Units Of State Commandeers It's CITIZENS Population, Arms All With Weaponry. Elite Units Swith To An Army Protect, And Command Function. Protecting It's Army At All Times. Providing It's Flash CITIZEN Army "Elite Military Protection" Making THEM A Force Of Great Power.
It's Acts Are Lawful If "Honarable Acts" As Ordered By The KING In Defense Of YOUR State, Of YOUR Nation, And Of YOUR KING.
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Made Law Of The Land By THE KING EDDIE KING SMITH IV Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, And THE CONSTUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA On April 29, 2022.
Ages 16 - 70 Willing Patiots Loyal To THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. CITIZENS, And PEOPLE May Be Provided Arms From OUR State Armory. After Being Sworn In By: Pledge Of Alliegence, Review Of Text Of OUR: THE CONTITUTION OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Signed Agreement Of Such Is Recieved, Acknoldgement Of YOU To Return "The KING'S Weapons" Issued YOU WithIn Five Day, And Disband, And Go Home. No Unlaw Actions May Ever By Taken. Also Any "YOU" With Confirmed Kills May Keep The Guns.
A Unique Military UNIT Created By KING EDDIE KING SMITH Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA To Reclaim His Kingdom From The Warring Nation Of District Of Columbia. "The Royal Army Of The Dead", Commandeered Army Is Achieved When The Most Elite Military Units Of State Commandeers It's CITIZENS Population, Arms All With Weaponry. Elite Units Swith To An Army Protect, And Command Function. Protecting It's Army At All Times. Providing It's Flash CITIZEN Army "Elite Military Protection" Making THEM A Force Of Great Power.
It's Acts Are Lawful If "Honarable Acts" As Ordered By The KING In Defense Of YOUR State, Of YOUR Nation, And Of YOUR KING.
Commandeered Army's Purpose Is To Serve WE THE PEOPLE, Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, And Ensure Law Is Followed By Terminated Conservertor District Of Columbia.
Made Law Of The Land By THE KING EDDIE KING SMITH IV Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, And THE CONSTUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA On April 29, 2022.
Ages 16 - 70 Willing Patiots Loyal To THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. CITIZENS, And PEOPLE May Be Provided Arms From OUR State Armory. After Being Sworn In By: Pledge Of Alliegence, Review Of Text Of OUR: THE CONTITUTION OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Signed Agreement Of Such Is Recieved, Acknoldgement Of YOU To Return "The KING'S Weapons" Issued YOU WithIn Five Day, And Disband, And Go Home. No Unlaw Actions May Ever By Taken. Also Any "YOU" With Confirmed Kills May Keep The Guns.
I KING EDDIE KING SMITH, "Son Of AmnRa" Legal KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Have Ordered Commandeered Army As Law Of OUR Lands As My "POWER TO THE PEOPLE" By As Given Me THE CONSTUTITION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Because I KING EDDIE KING SMITH, "I Love My BONDS".
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