Smoking a ham

The act of farting past a turd in your ass

I better run to the shitter, I done smoked this ham enough.

I been smoking a ham since after lunch, I better stop at sheetz and sheet.

by Boogie 63 March 9, 2021

Choke and Smoke

When you stick your erected penis into the breathing stoma of a long time smoker. Doing this repeatedly choking the person to death through their hole in the neck. Very effective area to nut.

I pulled a choke and smoke on my grandma at the family reunion.

by 69420_getchokeandsmokefamous October 11, 2019

smoke amp

Bong water additive/enhancer for marijuana smokers. They use it to increase the intensity of their hits and smoothen their exhale.

Damn, that smoke amp and this Train Wreck knocked me on my ass!

by CaliforniaHyperbole November 4, 2014

Smoking Keesha

Smoking on Keesha is a phrase created in early 2002-04 in Kansas city by a group of friends referring to a stronger grade of Marijuana

I was smoking Keesha earlier with the homes!

by Kaycee Rhyder October 29, 2021

A Kingston smoke

The act of taking off your shirt and shoes to smoke a cigarette outdoors, most common in the Appalachian region accompanied with whiskey.

Looks like the games over, let’s head outside for a Kingston smoke!

by Joe Devito July 31, 2023

fagging a smoke

A simple reversal of the phrase, "Smoking a fag" in relation to how the Tea People say smoking a cigarette, making it mean something completely different and, dare I say, surprisingly fitting.

1. Colyn: "Ah shit m8, I'm out of cigs! Mind if I bum a smoke?"

Sam: "Nope, but you CAN fag a smoke if you know what I mean?"

*Colyn immediately, and savagely sucked Sam's cock to fuel his faggatorial, Bri'ish needs*
2. "Yo I heard Johnny was caught fagging a smoke in the bathroom, what a fuckin pommie"

by Hanz Jude Reichler August 16, 2022

dome smoked

The act of getting superman punched or kneed in the forehead , most of the time resulting in a knock out

That guy got knocked out when he was dome smoked

by spiffytonfancypants January 27, 2011