monkey apples

feces that is expelled from your anus in a very fast and hard way, it usually happens when you delay your shit.

ooohhhh those were some ruthless monkey apples man

by Tommothebombo June 16, 2007

Apple-ization

The marketing process in which Apple Computing steals a working piece of hardware or software, and then backward engineers it into a broken overpriced proprietary product that is clean enough for a fanboi to touch..

The Macintosh operating system was shat out after the apple-ization of Microsoft Windows.

Every company that sells out to apple will come to regret it post apple-ization.

by Ragemaster9999 November 14, 2010

Apple Hutch

A drink consiting of 4 parts apple juice 1 parts vodka, 2 parts rum and a pinch of cinnamon.

I love drinking Apple Hutch's at the club.

by Dizzy Tricksta October 26, 2010

horsey apples

Like horseshit, which is a bit like bullshit, but can be used safely in front of ladies, children and those of a sensitive disposition.

'Your expect me to believe that..!! That's a big load of steaming horsey apples mate.'

by s george April 20, 2006

the apple guy

the guy that your roommate is sleeping with who always walks around the apartment naked touching all of the apples.

OMFG the apple guy was at my apt. again this morning...

by hobbit125 July 22, 2008

Pledge Apple

Literally just a raw onion, often given to pledges of a fraternity. As you might be able to imagine, they taste horrible and burn like hell.

Brother: "I have a present for you, it's a pledge apple!" "Isn't it tasty?"

Pledge: "yes sir"

Pledge: "I ate a pledge apple yesterday and now my taste buds burn"

by Gluc April 19, 2021

Apple Butt

An ass that looks and tastes good

Jesus, did you see Hannah in those youga pants? Apple butt all day!

by NeroWynn February 3, 2020