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Apple-ization

The marketing process in which Apple Computing steals a working piece of hardware or software, and then backward engineers it into a broken overpriced proprietary product that is clean enough for a fanboi to touch..
The Macintosh operating system was shat out after the apple-ization of Microsoft Windows.

Every company that sells out to apple will come to regret it post apple-ization.
Apple-ization by Ragemaster9999 November 14, 2010
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applization 

The removal of any and all rough edges from things to make them perfectly smooth and uniform.
America used to be eccentric and charming before applization. Now all products, clothes, houses - you name it - are white and smooth and featureless.
applization by Stan Wenners September 3, 2016

appleication

1. A form you submit relating to Cortlands or MacIntoshes.
2. A particular use for said tasty crunchy fruits.
If you are steamin'-mad at someone, then even rotten 'n' squishy tree-fruits can have a useful appleication --- they make awesome "splattery" projectiles to lob at said infuriating individual.
appleication by QuacksO August 30, 2020