monkey apples

feces that is expelled from your anus in a very fast and hard way, it usually happens when you delay your shit.

ooohhhh those were some ruthless monkey apples man

by Tommothebombo June 16, 2007

apples and oranges

The godliest 2 fruits, quite healthy.

Person 1:What about apples and oranges? They’re healthy...
Person 2:Indeed. The apple and orange goddess sent them down from heaven. proud.

by thedramahotspot January 20, 2019

Apple Hutch

A drink consiting of 4 parts apple juice 1 parts vodka, 2 parts rum and a pinch of cinnamon.

I love drinking Apple Hutch's at the club.

by Dizzy Tricksta October 26, 2010

apple juice

An alternative to saying "that's what she said" when a teacher or parent is around.

Stupid kid: "That's so hard!"
Man on the inside: "Apple Juice"
Class: 😂😂
Teacher: ?

by ola.wav October 18, 2019

Apple Butt

An ass that looks and tastes good

Jesus, did you see Hannah in those youga pants? Apple butt all day!

by NeroWynn February 3, 2020

horsey apples

Like horseshit, which is a bit like bullshit, but can be used safely in front of ladies, children and those of a sensitive disposition.

'Your expect me to believe that..!! That's a big load of steaming horsey apples mate.'

by s george April 20, 2006

apple tablet

A new product that will be released on januray 27th, 2010 in San Fransisco. It will be so amazing the everyone will flock over it and people will starve so they can save up enough to buy one immediately. Little do they know that the Rev A products will be plagued with issues such as screens that are off color and over heating and denting issues.

With all that said it will still be a revolutionary product and other compaines like Dell and HP will try to copy it but fail horribly.

Wait for rev B

John: "wow, Bill look! Steve Jobs just announced the apple tablet its awesome"

Bill: "awesome. Its going to be one of the greatest innovations ever, i cant wait till i buy one next year"

John: "why next year, im ordering mine right now! i may have to stop eating for a couple weeks but its worth it!"

Bill: "ok, hope you buy applecare for that thing and live close to the store and when its plauged with Rev. A issues dont post threads on Macrumors bitching about how youve had 5 replacements already"

John: "stop being a jerk it will be fine"

Bill: "suit yourself..."

5 months later

Bill: "hows ur tablet"

John: "screw you"

by islate man January 21, 2010