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apple basher

A bunch of bellends who hate on apple for no particular reason other than to get sexual satisfaction. Generally found on YouTube comment section, these morons will go on a nerd rage hating on apple and how expensive and shit their products are, even though A) They are not, they are just like any other product out there and B) Apple have never done anything to them to make them act this way.
They do this because they have no life or nothing better to do. All of this is just because apple is not to their taste, and/or because their jealous poor losers who's parents wont buy them apple products because their pathetic little shits. Most apple bashers have never owned an apple product or if they have, usually an iPod, due to this, they have no right to judge products they have never owned.
Another thing apple bashers do is say that all good reviews of apple products are paid and is bias bullshit, which in itself, is bullshit.
It's commonly known that they Dutch rudder each other while shoving android devices up their asses and eating shit off their PC/Laptops.
The example is the usual bullshit their rages entail, their arguments Usually contain 80% supposedly-facts bullshit and 20% supposedly-true opinions.
Apple basher: OH MY GOD, how shit is the new iPhone? it costs like $1000 and only has 2 cores in its processor? that technology is from the 19-fucking-50's. Macs are soooo over priced, their quad core processors are so out of date. Pcs are so much better and their quad cores are so fast, so much faster than the macs. Specs mean everything and i can judge because I know everything about computers and have read plenty of reviews of apple and everyone agrees that apple products are shit and for faggots.
by Wayne king January 9, 2014
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Pledge Apple

Literally just a raw onion, often given to pledges of a fraternity. As you might be able to imagine, they taste horrible and burn like hell.
Brother: "I have a present for you, it's a pledge apple!" "Isn't it tasty?"

Pledge: "yes sir"

Pledge: "I ate a pledge apple yesterday and now my taste buds burn"
by Gluc April 19, 2021
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the apple guy

the guy that your roommate is sleeping with who always walks around the apartment naked touching all of the apples.
OMFG the apple guy was at my apt. again this morning...
by hobbit125 July 22, 2008
mugGet the the apple guymug.

Apple Butt

An ass that looks and tastes good
Jesus, did you see Hannah in those youga pants? Apple butt all day!
by NeroWynn February 3, 2020
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horsey apples

Like horseshit, which is a bit like bullshit, but can be used safely in front of ladies, children and those of a sensitive disposition.
'Your expect me to believe that..!! That's a big load of steaming horsey apples mate.'
by s george April 20, 2006
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Ole Apple

1.) The act of pressing your soapy, naked buttcheeks against the sliding glass windows of a shower.
1.) Jim: 'is that Greg in the shower?'

Dennis: 'Yep, and look, he's give you the Ole Apple!'
by cdooku February 11, 2010
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Cinnamon Apple

A word of endearment for your baby. Often used in times of distress or great feeling. If you have a cinnamon apple be grateful of your luck and do not let them go. Murder them if they ever try to leave your dumb ass because nobody should ever take away your fucking cinnamon apple.
You were my baby, my fucking cinnamon apple!
by Yungdaggerdickxx November 11, 2019
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