N. a test given to girls with jacked up teeth, most notably Japanese girls. If you throw an apple to the girls' mouth and it sticks, she fails. you don't date her. In fact you should Run!
"I met this really cute Japanese girl in Tokyo, but she failed the apple test, so I couldn't hook up with her."
by lampshady August 12, 2006
A bunch of bellends who hate on apple for no particular reason other than to get sexual satisfaction. Generally found on YouTube comment section, these morons will go on a nerd rage hating on apple and how expensive and shit their products are, even though A) They are not, they are just like any other product out there and B) Apple have never done anything to them to make them act this way.
They do this because they have no life or nothing better to do. All of this is just because apple is not to their taste, and/or because their jealous poor losers who's parents wont buy them apple products because their pathetic little shits. Most apple bashers have never owned an apple product or if they have, usually an iPod, due to this, they have no right to judge products they have never owned.
Another thing apple bashers do is say that all good reviews of apple products are paid and is bias bullshit, which in itself, is bullshit.
It's commonly known that they Dutch rudder each other while shoving android devices up their asses and eating shit off their PC/Laptops.
The example is the usual bullshit their rages entail, their arguments Usually contain 80% supposedly-facts bullshit and 20% supposedly-true opinions.
They do this because they have no life or nothing better to do. All of this is just because apple is not to their taste, and/or because their jealous poor losers who's parents wont buy them apple products because their pathetic little shits. Most apple bashers have never owned an apple product or if they have, usually an iPod, due to this, they have no right to judge products they have never owned.
Another thing apple bashers do is say that all good reviews of apple products are paid and is bias bullshit, which in itself, is bullshit.
It's commonly known that they Dutch rudder each other while shoving android devices up their asses and eating shit off their PC/Laptops.
The example is the usual bullshit their rages entail, their arguments Usually contain 80% supposedly-facts bullshit and 20% supposedly-true opinions.
Apple basher: OH MY GOD, how shit is the new iPhone? it costs like $1000 and only has 2 cores in its processor? that technology is from the 19-fucking-50's. Macs are soooo over priced, their quad core processors are so out of date. Pcs are so much better and their quad cores are so fast, so much faster than the macs. Specs mean everything and i can judge because I know everything about computers and have read plenty of reviews of apple and everyone agrees that apple products are shit and for faggots.
by Wayne king January 09, 2014
feces that is expelled from your anus in a very fast and hard way, it usually happens when you delay your shit.
by Tommothebombo May 28, 2007
by ola.wav October 18, 2019
the guy that your roommate is sleeping with who always walks around the apartment naked touching all of the apples.
by hobbit125 March 22, 2006
Referring to your switch from a PC to an Apple computer as a means to let people know you are now on the cool team even though you remain a dork.
them: I hope the attachment is attached, if not let me know and I'll try again. We have had the Mac since Christmas and I'm still so unsure with it
you: whoops..slow down there my little apple dropper.
you: whoops..slow down there my little apple dropper.
by sjmvi June 23, 2009
A new product that will be released on januray 27th, 2010 in San Fransisco. It will be so amazing the everyone will flock over it and people will starve so they can save up enough to buy one immediately. Little do they know that the Rev A products will be plagued with issues such as screens that are off color and over heating and denting issues.
With all that said it will still be a revolutionary product and other compaines like Dell and HP will try to copy it but fail horribly.
Wait for rev B
With all that said it will still be a revolutionary product and other compaines like Dell and HP will try to copy it but fail horribly.
Wait for rev B
John: "wow, Bill look! Steve Jobs just announced the apple tablet its awesome"
Bill: "awesome. Its going to be one of the greatest innovations ever, i cant wait till i buy one next year"
John: "why next year, im ordering mine right now! i may have to stop eating for a couple weeks but its worth it!"
Bill: "ok, hope you buy applecare for that thing and live close to the store and when its plauged with Rev. A issues dont post threads on Macrumors bitching about how youve had 5 replacements already"
John: "stop being a jerk it will be fine"
Bill: "suit yourself..."
5 months later
Bill: "hows ur tablet"
John: "screw you"
Bill: "awesome. Its going to be one of the greatest innovations ever, i cant wait till i buy one next year"
John: "why next year, im ordering mine right now! i may have to stop eating for a couple weeks but its worth it!"
Bill: "ok, hope you buy applecare for that thing and live close to the store and when its plauged with Rev. A issues dont post threads on Macrumors bitching about how youve had 5 replacements already"
John: "stop being a jerk it will be fine"
Bill: "suit yourself..."
5 months later
Bill: "hows ur tablet"
John: "screw you"
by islate man January 21, 2010