After Hours Boss

Used to refer to one's significant other - as one's boss outside of working hours

"Hey Dave! You free for drinks tonight after work?"
"Ah sorry man, my after hours boss needs me to stay overtime tonight"

by iamlegolas June 17, 2018

After-wood

Lasting results after an especially good genital mashing

I still can't go back into public yet, I've still got after-wood

by Aroughvasectomy May 8, 2018

after-sound

the sound after a sound

the after-sound sounded like the wind

by bobsburgers45 March 3, 2018

After tart fart

The fart that you hold on to when you’re spending time with a lady, and proceed to release once time spent together ceases.

Hey boys, I just left Simones house and did the BIGGEST after tart fart!!

by Conrad Servative May 14, 2018

after dick

After Dick is the cuddle period after sex in which the partners spoon. This particular act of cuddling makes the woman feel loved, cared for and or very secure. The woman shows this feeling of love or security by reaching around, grabbing her lover's arm and wrapping it around her. It is often capped off by either intimate talks or sleep.

Damn girl...the dick was good but the After Dick had me going nuts. I blew up his phone like 50 times the next day.

by The OriginalStealth January 31, 2019

after fade

How one feels after getting blown; faded.
You feel slumpt.

I’m not tired it’s just the after fade

by Don’t care.com February 24, 2019

affeeliate

A non-bashful colleague who provides you with "hands-on experience" (i.e., "touchy feely") as desired.

Having an affeeliate can actually be quite a positive thing, provided that he knows when to keep his hands to himself during times when you're not "in the mood". Often he can be further useful by locating additional fellow humans who also are into "getting physical" on a regular basis.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019