A lewis POON ‘You’re such a lewis Poon’ meaning your a small middle aged man from particularly from little lever, BOLTON, who cannot control their anger or love for drinks. A lewis Poon (NOON) is a hairy man. A lewis POON has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend and often gets told he is ‘punching’
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Friend one: it kinda smells like death?
Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!
Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!
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Get the lewis mug.An annoyance to be around and like to steal your girl especially if it’s his ex. A shortie with a shit haircut and changes depending on who he’s hanging with
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Get the Lewis mug.The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
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