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Charcoal Gorilla

Used against racists who used "snow possum" to describe a white person.
That charcoal gorilla just called me a snow possum
by SpittingFacts6969 January 30, 2021
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gorilla pubes

kid 1: Hey mom can we buy some gorilla pubes
mom: no son we have half a pube left so no
by Budgettsfog October 11, 2022
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Vanilla Gorilla

Another word for Cracker, aka a "racial" term for Caucasians
Bob: "Bro there is a Vanilla Gorilla near the ice cream shop"

Tom: "Just say cracker bruv"
by TheVanillaGorilla12345 March 1, 2024
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Gorilla Tag

Hark! In "Gorilla Tag," thou dost become a nimble ape, relying solely on thine arms to swing and scramble through the forest. One amongst thee is marked as the pursuer, seeking to touch and thus transform others into pursuers.

The game begins with one chaser and many fleeing. When touched, the chased becometh the chaser. Thus, the lively pursuit continueth until all are caught or time doth end.

Join this merry chase, where joy and laughter abound, and the thrill of the hunt bindeth all in camaraderie.
by Smellty May 23, 2024
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Gorilla Fisted

Having the overwhelming ability to tear up any and everything you fucking touch. Usually used in conjunction with "I didn't mean to!" after showing it to whoever's shit you just tore up.
"I swear to god, you are one Gorilla fisted motherfucker. You could find a way to tear up a cannon ball!"
by The MadTeaSipper January 26, 2024
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Gorilla Mascara

The female counterpart to the famous “Gorilla Mask”.

A sex act in which a female will shave her genital/pubic region, hold the pubic hair in the palm of her hand during sexual intercourse. The most popular method of this act is when the female spits in the eyes of her sex partner during the sex act. When the partner climaxes the female will ensconce the eyelids with pubic hair.

Although it was popularized in the USA in the 1970s movie Air Bud 3, many variations of this method exist in Mexico, Northeast Berut, and New Zealand as early as 1970 BC in the ancient Sumerian play “Arrus Buttici Du” translated as “Air Bud 2”.
“Hey honey, I didn’t mean to scare ya, I was just giving you some gorilla mascara.” - Tupac
by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023
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Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion
Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection
by PickleKing11 May 13, 2023
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