hailey and dave

Hands down, best sex life ever. Hailey’s timid and poised nature balances out Dave’s boisterous manner. Dave’s blunt yet funny personality brings out Hailey’s goofy side when she’s being too serious. What one lacks in this relationship, the other makes up for. Wildly similar yet grossly different, these two make a beautiful pairing. If this couple doesn’t let their similar dominant natures get in the way of their love, they will stay together in a strong healthy relationship that can be broken by nothing. Did I mention they make a sexy AF couple?
I want what Hailey and Dave have. They’ll either be co defendants or happily together forever. Or maybe both?
by Psedocrazy November 24, 2021
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Dave Bartlett

An old ass pedophile who enjoys midget porn and touching small boys
Being a Dave Bartlett will get you 20.
by Slowam March 30, 2022
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Dave Burley

A fictional person at a bar whose tab you put your drinks on.
Bartender, give me 4 shots of Fireball, on the tab for Dave Burley.
by Hugh G. Rekshon Jr. February 23, 2017
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Dave Spud

A British children's animated series featuring the surreal adventures of the eponymous Dave Spud of Grimsby, his friends and tower block-dwelling family.1 It was created and directed by Edward Foster, inspired by his 2003 NFTS student short 'Anna Spud'.
Dave Spud is the worst show ever.
by SPrice1980 May 02, 2022
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Fort Dave

To smell like shrek’s swamp mixed with a gallon of sweat.
Wow, I can’t believe how bad he smells! He smells like a Fort Dave.
by Fort Dave May 01, 2018
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Matthew Dave

he makes great saves and never shaves
by devo.jay July 11, 2022
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dave George

Stud. Plain and simple. Dude is packing some major meat.
I wish my man was a Dave George.
by Frank Spalzich December 01, 2021
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