A person (often male) who is very handsome and is awkwardly into ponies. Has huge man tities and is named tony. This person has a no interests in semen because he has none. A lot of people usually threaten him to go commit suicide (or how many people say these days: commit « die »).
by Jonathan Lunders July 17, 2018
Get the Tony the ponymug. Ontario, as referenced in Premier Dalton McGuinty lamenting that he couldn't give a pony to every resident child.
-- Did you hear what they're saying on Parliament Hill to the newly arriving Western caucus?
-- No.
-- Why would you leave a PONY province, to come to a NON-pony province?! It doesn't make any sense!!
-- No.
-- Why would you leave a PONY province, to come to a NON-pony province?! It doesn't make any sense!!
by sukadog June 9, 2011
Get the Non-pony provincemug. A sexual position where the man is on his back while the woman straddles him in reverse cowgirl with the unconventional use of a ping pong paddle and ball.
Trisha's too much to handle, her and Brad fucked Ping Pony last night... I've never liked props the way they do.
by twerkteam69 November 2, 2012
Get the Ping Ponymug. Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.
by Capitalsallaround May 20, 2017
Get the road ponymug. by BCACDACD January 17, 2016
Get the Pony Eyemug. A biological Man, from Kitimat, who takes part in vaginal/anal intercourse with a variety of different horse breeds and sizes.
I walked In on Mark F fucking the shit out of small horse. I don't understand why they think it's a good idea to become a Pony Pounder. Must be from Kitimat.
by HORSEFUCKERSPECIALIST October 25, 2025
Get the Pony Poundermug. by Vanbridg October 12, 2017
Get the princess ponymug.