person a: “i wore a skirt today and it gave me a boner for some reason”
person b: “that’s probably your euphoria boner!”
person b: “that’s probably your euphoria boner!”
by transfemcel June 18, 2021
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Jane: Hey, are you looking at my tits?
John: N-no, I just...er...
Jake: Aw no man, you got some serious boner lean right there.
*John Straightens up*
John: ...anyone have a tissue?
John: N-no, I just...er...
Jake: Aw no man, you got some serious boner lean right there.
*John Straightens up*
John: ...anyone have a tissue?
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A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"
This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:
Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?
Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.
Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.
A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"
This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:
Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?
Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.
Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.
ex. "Hey, there's S-Petro. A boner? NICE!! I'll take care of that!"
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*
by Real Heady Krizlo September 27, 2005
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Female: I really wish my boyfriend would seduce me, but all I get is boner surprise.
Male: I wanna have sex tonight. strategy? boner surprise!
Bro 1: bro! I was hanging with this new girl and she totally fell for boner surprise!
Bro 2: HA! Bro that’s so classic!! (High fives)
Male: I wanna have sex tonight. strategy? boner surprise!
Bro 1: bro! I was hanging with this new girl and she totally fell for boner surprise!
Bro 2: HA! Bro that’s so classic!! (High fives)
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