Kiwani Syndrome

The 'kiwani syndrome' is a rare and extremely dangerous disease. The clear signs of this syndrome are the following; extreme restardenes, loud screaming at random times, no kind of awareness, being bad at games and one must be ginger to obtain this syndrome. When in the state of "playing overwatch" the syndrome can be dangerous for humans inside a 30 meter radius. The syndrome is easily obtained. Avoid infected cunts at all time for your own safety.

The kiwani syndrome will fuck u up.

by MacOssi March 19, 2020

Ignoramus Syndrome

Noun
- Someone who is incredibly ignorant or stupid beyond any standard of reason.
- Someone who holds relatively extreme forms of ignorant beliefs.
- Someone who is impressionable or inclined to gravitate towards extreme or otherwise ridiculously ignorant beliefs/ideologies.

Cult members or adheres to radical political beliefs likely suffer from Ignoramus Syndrome.

by MadCentre January 25, 2013

The Reyes Syndrome

The Reyes (KING) Syndrome is a mental disorder in which the person with this mental disorder cannot determine the difference between constructive criticism and insults. People with this syndrome may also be obstinate and brash. Some examples of this may be that they are unable to take advice or even listen to people in some circumstances. When confronted with someone with Reyes Syndrome, please be patient with them as they do not recognize if you can be trusted or not.

"Why cant he just listen to my advice? I'm just trying to be nice to him..."
"Be patient with him, he has The Reyes Syndrome."

by Yugure Tatsumi July 28, 2021

Heffernan's Syndrome

AKA as Balanitis Swollen foreskin in the Orthopaedic surgery patient.

Wow!, Look at the Heffernan's Syndrome on that Ortho Patient!!!!! Holy F^#%in S*!T!!!!!!

by JMCG2222 December 15, 2011

Jew Syndrome

A mental disorder in which one supports Israel.

Guy 1: Our greatest ally spied on us? That's because they're the greatest country in the world! The secrets they stole and sold to China are obviously for self-defense!
Guy 2: You have Jew Syndrome.

by Liban July 12, 2020

Barrilito Syndrome

Agreeing to go to certain places and then flaking.

Flake, Ralph, Avery, James, barrilito, barrilito syndrome

by Buzz626_ July 19, 2019

Seahorse Syndrome

When a man (usually of the homo variety) desires to carry a child for nine months

George: Did you know male seahorses carry the babies?
Alexander: Really?
George: I wanna be pregnant...
Alexander: .....GAAAAY!
George: It's called Seahorse Syndrome, it's a real disease!

by CousCous May 10, 2014