French Beret

The act of shitting onto your lover's head.

"Jerry, what the fuck is that on your head?!?!"
"My wife gave me a French Beret."

by word slicer November 15, 2020

French Backdoors

Simlar to the French Kiss. (A kiss with a tongue), but instead of oral, you use anal activity.

Dude have a mint, your breath smells...

I Gave your mom French Backdoors last night, thats why my breath is not fresh anymore.

by Uncle_Gabsie January 6, 2022

The French Catheter

While getting a blow job from someone with a stoma you put your finger over the stoma to increase the suction.

Debbie wasn’t getting a good seal on Joe, so she gave herself the French catheter and finished the job like a pro.

by anonymous July 21, 2022

french head

"French head" is my 90+ year old grandfathers slang term for a dildo

She pleasures herself with a French head.

by OutofSpace March 23, 2016

French Trigger

When your friend is so drunk and needs to barf but won’t, you stimulate the barf by tickling their uvula with your dick.

Reece was so drunk I had to give him the ol’ French trigger before church.

by T-$ Records June 7, 2023

French gymnast

When you're doing an Eifel Tower but your friend lets go, causing you to fall and grotesquely break your leg, and no one gets to finish bc the break is so horrific.

Sacre bleau! Jaques and I were banging Fifi Eifel Tower style, and he got so greasy he fell off the bed and broke his leg, just like a French gymnast!

by Mauicruiser August 7, 2016

french birth

A nasty unusual way of birth dealing with mainly the pussy

They had a french birth

by Don't worry bout a thing May 18, 2018