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water the turkey

A nonsensical action that is performed for the sole purpose of making someone do work. Similar to watering a dog shit garden except that the action is forced upon by a second-party.
Guy 1: "Why is Mike late?"

Guy 2: "His parent's are probably making him water the turkey"
by jimcool126 June 25, 2008
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Wafter

A colleague prone to vacating their desk/seat and disappearing for extended periods to saunter and waft around in a manner akin to a fart, informally referred to as 'doing a Bernie' or 'going on a Bernie'; they may return sporadically only to promptly disappear again, in which case they shall be referred to as having completed a 'double-waft' or 'double-Bernie'. From the Latin phrase 'Whenum isum Bernum est?' meaning 'Where is the Wafter?'
'Where's John, he's been in and out of his seat like a jackrabbit all morning, and now he's been gone for two hours?'

'What do you expect of a Wafter, he must be on another marathon Bernie'
by Baxter McGilverson April 13, 2014
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water ball

An old/cheaper golf ball that a golfer is not afraid to lose in a water hazard.
I don't want to lose another of my new balls on this hole. Think I'll pull a "water ball" out of my bag this time. If I hit it in the drink, no big loss.
by talk2me-JCH2 August 21, 2022
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Quarter-water

Quarter-water is a beverage commonly sold at bodegas and low-class supermarkets. The main ingredients include water, high fructose corn syrup, flavoring, and food color. They provide no nutritional value. They are sold in a small plastic barrel shaped container with a foil seal. Initially they were sold for 25 cents, hence the name, however, due to inflation they are typically 50 cents now.
Anthony and I went to the bodega to buy some quarter-waters. I got purple while he chose green.
by The Real Drake April 16, 2018
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Creek water

Creek Water is The artist Yelawolf's first mixed tape. It is also his American Whiskey brand coming in at 100 proof. Tastes like a good time.
Randy: Hey man, what do you think about this Creek Water?
Bobby: Tastes like a good time!
by Jballz100prf July 1, 2018
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coochie water

the water that comes from your coochie when the water hits it
my panties got coochie water on it
by coochiewater316 May 31, 2019
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Sad Nigga Cheese Water

Saying that is used after a sad occurance on social media.
Oh my God like no cap he just overdosed. Sad Nigga Cheese Water.
by REEF BOX Nation August 15, 2019
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