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wanker bombs

The act of catapulting your favorite jelly beans of a male erection into your mouth
Steve: "Damnit Dale, shoot me one of those wanker bombs, strawberry please!"
by Magic Nate February 20, 2023
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Rich Wanker Syndrome

When someone has an unhealthy urge to spend an excessive amount of money in order to unnecessarily compete with his/her comrades for a minimal PC power increase.
Wow, are you really upgrading to a 5950x? Do you have rich wanker syndrome?
by LegalEagality February 23, 2023
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Wanker

A man that likes to be alone with his thoughts - Ted Lasso
Crowd Cheering "WANKER! WANKER" spawned this quip when lasso's son asked 'dad, what's a wanker?'
by notawanker December 25, 2023
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A Class Wanker

The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who don’t like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says “boys trip” on his Facebook posts
Willy: You remember peanut?

Peter: Who?

Willy: Peanut

Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?

Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now

Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker

Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye
by Spuddy Bruv January 5, 2024
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Eric wanker

A young adolescent male who plays Fortnite all day and likes to wank it a lot . No Shame here .
Hey Brian, get out of my room? Why so? I’m trying to get my Eric wanker on !
by Great creative January 27, 2024
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New Wanker

1. A person who resides in New York that is unpleasant.
2. Someone who is driving a vehicle with a New York license plate who is an idiot or rude.
3. One who lives in New York and thinks that they are all that.
That New Wanker just cut me off. What an asshole!

I know I can be a Connecticunt, but he was the biggest New Wanker I've ever encountered. What a dick!
by Lynerally February 7, 2024
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Wanker

Someone who likes to be alone with their thoughts.
"That Ted is a real wanker, though I guess he's trying his best."
by Jakswastedlife December 8, 2022
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