SPANKER WANKER

A GIANT WANKER THAT MAKES ALL THE BOIIS SCREAM

GIRL1:DID U SEE CALEBS SPANKER WANKER
GIRL 2: YEAH IT BARELY FITS

by SPANKER WANKER May 30, 2018

Wanker

You

You are a wanker

by The ultimate jizzer July 23, 2022

Prancer-Wanker

Used to describe people of power or fame, such as politicians or celebrities, who don't have enough balls to do anything.

Person 1: They still haven't filled in the bloody potholes!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Prancer-Wanker!

by StupidLittleMan September 1, 2024

nan wanker

someone who puts their finger up their nans crusty and ancient fishy fanny and makes their nan cream. your welcome

jaeden is such a nan wanker

by chezzo hoebag July 11, 2022

Werewolf-wanker

Someone who only masturbates during the evening.

Jimmy is a Werewolf-wanker

by Steelpantherfuckinrock November 4, 2016

lass wanker

A bloke who constantly gets on your nerves so you feel the need to call him a lass wanker.

Liam Joey thinks Chelsea will finish top 4, what a lass wanker!

by Tupaclivesincuba November 6, 2022

Giggle Wanker

A giggle wanker is someone who jerks-off religiously to Thomas The Tank Engine, and subsequently giggles when reaching climax.

Man, I heard that Josh likes jerking-off to Thomas the Tank, what a giggle wanker!!!

by FilthyWorld August 24, 2016