Wagon

An insult/name for a person who is or does something a bit stupid or empty headed.

"Didn't you see him last night? Actin' like a proper wagon"

by novaisadafty July 16, 2021

box wagon

a REALLY old, rusty, smelly, squeeky, or lame car

dude is that your car?
yeah, what about it
haha, that thing is a box wagon!

by laubergecafe October 23, 2010

Ex-wagon

The ex girlfriend wagon that all your friends seem to jump on when you break up with them

me- "just deaded that smut"
BFF-" yo you see Danny like all her pictures?"
me-"that faggot jumped on the ex-wagon"

by Tjika October 10, 2012

Wagon

When something is awesome or extremely impressive:

That backflip was wagon

by Glreal July 29, 2023

california meat wagon

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.

My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.

by Havealotofbalz May 11, 2016

Cunt Wagon

A person whom carries his pimp dad's prostitutes to and from the customer residences.

Did you cunt wagon for your dad yestersday

by Pasounleashed November 27, 2016

Shagin wagon

A cool mini van where married people can have romantic time

Chris was excited to sleep in the shagin wagon with his sexy wife!

by Smelly mellly November 26, 2023