Hym "The only thing I'M wasting is like half of the soda I buy. YOU (on the otherhand) are withholding information that would remediate a problem I refuse to let go unsolved. I going to kill your kids for this you piece shit. I am not going to accept failure."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2025

The act of taking a white female between the ages of 21 and 29 out to a bar, buying all of her drinks in an attempt to get laid just to wind up home alone regretting the decision to take her out because shes a light weight that can't take dick
by #SexyLilBabyGangster8055 August 21, 2019

This is a state of inebriation when you get so drunk that you mistake a bathtub for a bed and fall asleep in a bathtub.
"She was so bathtub wasted she didn't realized she crawled into the bathtub to sleep instead of her bed."
by Mastro Lindo August 25, 2013

The act of getting so shitfaced that you blackout and puke and are hungover for two days. When this level of drunk is achieved then usually it is followed by a period of swamp-ass and ball-sweat the next day.
by drunkpunk222 July 29, 2016

When you're so sad you just want to grab a bottle of vodka, drowned in your own vomit and wake up the next day not knowing who you are.
by Suckadick350 August 17, 2016

When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into some homemade soup without telling you and the next thing you know, you are face down in your bowl.
Mom: How’s that soup Shanda?
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!
by Papford September 29, 2021
