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shipping wars

a war (normally online) started in order to prove that one ship is better than another one. normally, both of the ships are fairly popular and well-liked in the fandom. sometimes, there are 3-4 ships involved in the war, though there are normally only 2. these wars can get way more aggressive than they sound, and people can get seriously hurt online just for not shipping the same thing as someone else.
person #1: saimatsu is the best ship in v3
person #2: no lol it's saiouma
person #1: lmao no fuck off saiouma is toxic and cringe
person #2: nahhh saimatsu is forced you homophobic bitch
person #1: the fuck did you just call me you fujoshi??
person #2: i'm not a fujoshi lmaoaoaoao,, i'm just not homophobic
*insert 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years of arguing*
me asf: shipping wars am i right?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022
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spoon wars

a battle during which the participants obtain large serving spoons and other culinary utensils (such as a wooden meat tenderizer) and spank each other until the adversaries surrender
Kendall, Grace, Robert, & Nana played spoon wars & shields. Team Nike, consisting of Robert and Grace, beat their opponents, Team Victory, Nana & Kendall.
by off brand oxford August 13, 2022
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Aye War

Minecraft Pro.
Good at the Hive server
Top tier controller player
Omg its aye war. Hes a top tier treasure wars player
by TheSurvivalDaw April 22, 2022
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neighborhood war

a tps/fps shooter game from roblox devs where you select between 3 teams and kill each other, often referred as NW or nw
there are sometimes special needs kids asking for peace or roleplaying in subway, except they get obliterated in seconds
beware of that one nigga killing everyone by himself and spawncamping you until you kill yourself
remember: your colour defines your mental state
blue: profoundly retarded, red: autistic yet better than blue, yellow: transcended being unless you are one of the garbage yellows
bob: "Hey chris did you play neighborhood war?"
chris: "Bro i hate that one cheater from yellow team that killed me while i was roleplaying in sub"
bob: "Skill issue."
by Lamntox May 12, 2022
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Report War

A war thought between clans or movements on social Media sites via reporting accounts.
Example: The worst "Report War" ever recorded was from 2018 to 2020 on PlayStation Network thought by 2 Factions.

SOCG a clan that does Cyber Security, VIBE a standard clan which was taught by SOCG to Combat their Opposition which they referred to as "DAWNies" to mock them due to their fans "Simping over a catfish". Though the rivaling clan had no name or signature they caused a whopping 200 account banns $20,000 of damage due to bought content on those accounts. It ultimately ended a day before Sony "Updated the report system" and took away the community tab on PS4s due to SOCG hitting the community that the infamous "Dawnies" made causing 100 accounts to be perma banned in a single day and causing $150,000 in loss of content as well. Completely ending the Report War in 2020.
by PSN_Survivor October 8, 2022
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product war

the product war is the war which jiafei sacrificed her life just to let us have all the products out there on earth. BUY HER PRODUCTS!!
I love jiafei! we must remember the product war that jiafei sacrificed her life! #skinnyqueen
by miserable<33 January 10, 2022
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wyoming war

wyoming war is fictional and it was created by my cousin. we like to play strategy games a lot and one time we declared war on the united states and invaded it from the north and east and west after the war we decided the name should be wyoming war
yo remember the wyoming war?
no what is that?
its a fictional war
aight
by tianmenguy May 21, 2022
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