Trombone wanker

Isla mckellar.

Hi I’m isla mcklellar n I’m a trombone wanker

by Reptile penis June 30, 2019

Polish Wanker

When you wank off a polish person.

This kid named Dylan, is a polish Wanker.

by ChildishPg April 13, 2016

Dry Robe Wanker

A person wearing a Dry Robe for something other than its intended use, such as on the school run, watching outdoor sport events, or shopping in Waitrose.

Usually associated but not limited to middle-class white British women.

“I love your new Dry Robe, Florence! Have you just been for a swim in the sea?”

“Oh gosh no, I’ve just dropped Harvey off for his Tennis lesson and now I’m off down to John Lewis”

*mutters* “ok, Dry Robe Wanker”

by Smatch November 23, 2024

wanker

insult by the sniper

Wave g'bye to your head, wanker! I'm gonna turn you into colored rain.

by chickenstealer March 4, 2021

wanker

mad dirty midget feet

I like sucking on british wankers cuz I have a midget fetish

by samnico34 November 9, 2021

rainbow wanker

A homosexual man, especially effeminate that is rather stupid.

Bravis: Since we can’t call them f*gs anymore, I’ll make a new slur

Selden: What

Bravis: Rainbow Wanker

Selden: Let’s add it to Urban Dictionary!

by dickcockandballs April 13, 2023

Wanker

General purpose insult term dating from the Victorian belief that masturbation made one weak and blind (Onanism). Or a Septic.

Our football club’s been bought up by Yanks!

That’ll end well- the wankers.

by Maggie T April 3, 2024