big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep
"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said
by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021
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Kiss Under The Dickletoe

When you stand under the misstletoe and whip you d*ck out and get it sucked or f**ked

At Christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the dickletoe
Jack:"Hey Gary sophies under the mistletoe "

Gary:"Going to see if I can ket s kiss under the dickletoe"

Gary:"I love christmas"
by hercumungous November 29, 2015
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under chat

Under Chat is program that turns gay men into gay pornstars. It consists of forming a jizzcicle out of cum and eating it, in some cases the Bloody Dragon is preformed to add flair to the concoction. After that they are inducted into the world of gay porn and can preform all of the buggery their heart's desire.
Mike-"Did you hear that Jake is going through Under Chat?!"

Ethan- "Yeah he is at the top of his class, with him being the only one to attempt a Bloody Dragon during the program."
by Gay unicorn October 23, 2018
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under the guys of

Outwardly appearing to be merely something dat presumably would be virtuous and socially acceptable, but is actually for da purpose of facilitating/satisfying a basic male-human desire of da "caring laborer", such as to get a hot looker to spread her legs for him and/or allow him to touch her boobs/butt.
There's a good chance dat a cute chick will get naked and allow you eager-hands access to her warm sumptuous softness if you approach her under the guys of offering her a free massage.
by QuacksO January 12, 2025
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eat you under the table

When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well
My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"
by jumbojim888 October 11, 2023
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under the table

1. A way to watch porn in class usually by people who sit in the back

2. A story to say while someones parents are walking by; the story goes like this, (There was a kid named Avi that got in trouble when the teacher caught him jerking off to intense lizard porn)
1. Want to sit together in class so we can do under the table.
2. That kid punched me for saying under the table.
by Mr. cream de la cream February 28, 2022
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Under The Table

A place where shy guys go when they want you to join them to do the frick-frack.
Leah: Why is Henry under the table?
Lauren: He's waiting for you.
Leah: Please. We'd do it on top.
by Karisuta November 03, 2018
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