Morgan Twins

Name for horrible twin lacrosse players also known as the floppers, wussies, or the word for a female dog - bitches

Lax player 1: “yo Sarah look who it is”
Lax player 2: “bro is that the Morgan twins”
Lax player 3: “Oml there’s the floppers. I just laugh anytime I look at them”

by 337799 June 8, 2024

Retarted Twins

2 people of the same ethnicity (usually hispanic) which asteroid both bald, and extremely stupid

Me: Did you see those 2 retarted twins?
Mason: Who? Darrion and Eric?
Me: Yeah they’re retarted as hell

by BaldGekyume September 14, 2020

Palmer twins

This is a round about way of referencing masturbation. The Palmer twins refer to a person's two hands, which he would use to stroke his manhood. Not sure if it would be used as a term for women

After watching some porn, he decided to pay a visit to the Palmer twins.
The Palmer twins never complain when I'm in the mood for sex...

by Magnum0970 May 17, 2016

panda eyed twins

Sadiq Khan and Nigel lost at birth

panda eyed twins

by mrs tosser October 21, 2025

Disability Twins

A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)

OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.

by workshy willy November 26, 2011

the better twin

Is lina not matter what vee and Anastasia say

Wow lina really is the better twin

by Bts07 September 25, 2020

The Twin CP

A variant of the phrase "Cunt Punt". The Twin CP is the abbreviation of a strictly class move known as "The Twin Cunt Punt", which is when a business professional dominates two fellow employees who are higher than him/her on the corporate ladder. This elevated position on the corporate ladder makes senior employees prime candidates for a good "Cunt Punting".

Michael performed The Twin CP on Kelly and Eric by metaphorically taking a dump on their work.

by Basblstr27 April 1, 2011