Ham twins are the ass cheeks of a thicc woman. Its slang for the term booty or ass. It can be confusing to use in a sentence sometimes.
by Midget__Moto June 6, 2019

Brandi and Hailey were born siamease twins at birth and then was seperated. Brandi is no longer able to make correct decisions so Hailey has to make them all for her & also think for Brandi. Hailey thinks Brandi wants to go out with Keith =)
by Hailey M April 16, 2008

(your ex’s new girlfriend gets out of the car with him)
You: omg that’s twin
Your friend: that’s actually crazy
You: well that’s twin
You: omg that’s twin
Your friend: that’s actually crazy
You: well that’s twin
by FloralFlowers February 8, 2025

Ken stole the twin beeves from under the sombrero. So Matt had to go to the vending machine to restock the twin beeves.
by KEQ November 16, 2017

by Salty Marmalade August 17, 2011

Keon and Kavon Herbert—two identical forces of nature taking over the internet one meme at a time. Known for their unmatched expressions, iconic smiles, and effortless ability to make anything hilarious, they’ve built a fanbase that stays obsessed. Whether they’re making you laugh, turning into a meme, or just looking way too good while doing it, the Herbert Twins are the definition of unintentional internet royalty.
by rustyoldvolkswagen March 28, 2025

When identical twins decide to sexually indulge in each other when they're having a sexual dry spell.
"Tina said that she and Tara aren't having a lot of luck getting laid so they're just twinning right now."
by Freakypapakeifer February 16, 2024
