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tucked

A guitar that is completely out of tune - tune-fucked.
"Hey man, mind if I jam on you guitar"
"Sure. You might need to tune it though, its completely tucked."
by gillz343224 May 31, 2009
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Plane ticket

"Damn, that girl is a plane ticket"

"I am gonna take that plane ticket home tonight!"
by Robbyk December 12, 2013
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tucker

someone who enjoys tucking their penis between their legs in hopes to create the appearance of a vagina from the front. However this causes the creation of a new genitalia, known as the 'goat' which is the tucked penis viewed from behind.
yo look at bubs, what a tucker

steve i just saw your goat
by hdubsone December 14, 2009
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Turkette

This refers to a person who incessantly speaks like a turkey. She often makes up her own words and uses them on a regular basis. She refers to all people as slow childs. She likes having unsociable time with the best person in the world.
Turkette
by Briquette April 10, 2009
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Zak Tucker

Zak is the best thing that ever happened to me, I wouldn't trade him for the world. Yes, he's got a few flaws, because nobody is perfect, and most of his aren't so bad. He is kinda stubborn though, pigheaded too. But he can also make me smile and laugh if he's really trying to, he's sweet when he wants to be, and supportive when he needs to be. And it's just the beginning.......
me: I wanna have a baby!
Zak Tucker: No, I dont want to have a baby.
me: Oh well, we are going to whether you like it or not!
Zak Tucker: ::sighs:: OK
by Meglovin86 September 8, 2011
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Eric Tucker

The most amazing guy in the whole wide world.The nicest and cutest guy ever.One of the funniest guys out there.Everything about him is PERFECT.An extremely lovable person,who's especially loved by morgan gonzalez.A guy who makes morgan so happy,and completes her life.The one and only guy that makes morgan happy.The only guy morgan truely cares so much about and would do anything for<3 The only guy morgan could not ever be mad at,even if she tried.Words can't even explain how much he means to morgan.The guy who truely has morgan's heart.Morgan's dream come true<3 Eric Tucker's perfectness is beyond explaining in words.
by <3!<3!<3 April 25, 2011
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ticketmasterbation

What you want to do after scoring tickets to a show that is sure to sell out.
After a long courtship with the website and being told to wait a minute, ticketmasterbation is what you want to do after you score tickets to a show that is sure to sell out.

After getting screwed with endless fees, I decided to ticketmasterbate to take the edge off.
by tmk8273 June 18, 2009
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