toering

one who roams a desert or any sandy surface looking for stray undomesticated camels or dromedaries

Was he a bedouin, or just a toering?

by pk_1 October 21, 2010

effiel tower dick

a dick that is 25 inches

"Wow, Mark sure does have an effiel tower dick!!"

by daddy's little princess December 13, 2016

Tower

A truly awesome structure, it will flourish despite the best efforts of the bar staff.

John: "Tower!"
Gaz: "Tower!"
Ste: "Tower!"
Pete: (in floods of tears) "No, no, no, I've got to take it back to the bar.

by Pete January 25, 2005

tober

tober is the tenth month of the year in the Julian and Gregorian Calendars and the sixth of seven months to have a length of 31 days. tober has grow a popularity due to the number of people missing out on tembers renowned “fun month”, some call tober 'the make up for it month', Greenday seemed to have missed out and even wrote a song after it: “Wake Me Up When tember Ends” it is also the eighth month in the old Roman calendar, ober retained its name (from the Latin ôctō meaning "eight") Along with some of the greatest being born in the month i.e Risko The Great and also among the Anglo-Saxons, it was known as Ƿinterfylleþ, because at this full moon (fylleþ) winter was supposed to begin.

Lugas: I missed out in tember
Malaak: I know honey... try and make up for it in tober x

by qatrez October 15, 2018

Twin Towers

When two partners are standing up while having intercourse and they proceed to fall and hit the floor right as they both orgasm.

Did you see those twin towers fall last night?

by Randomposter September 5, 2009

Toner is Low

When someone named Tony is feeling depressed or not himself. The phrase comes from a printer or photocopier actually having a low level of toner.

Tony says "Dammit why does this always happen to me?"
you say "Looks like the Toner is low."

by Scary October 14, 2006

eiffel tower warm-up

when two men prepare for the eiffel tower procdeure. The two men, naked walk towards eachother with hard ons, and give a high five and cross swords. After a quick joust they go and execute an eiffel tower

stephen: you ready to eiffel tower that ho?
max: ye man lets do an eiffel tower warm-up first ok ?
stephen: alright lets joust

by p0o b34r 2 June 17, 2009