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tomic

Once known as BiC™, but now just a guy with a small penis.
Don't be such a tomic, touch my wang.
by Jogger November 7, 2003
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Toxic

Aaron is the definition of Toxic
Aaron your so god damn toxic
by Gunnerguy February 24, 2018
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topicz

A dimwit with no talent and most likely to screw up
I am such a topicz kid.
by Angelina Cortez April 6, 2015
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toxically wasted

When a passive-aggressive gets angry, and uses an excessive amount of sarcasm and reverse-psychology to completely obliterate and own an instigator. often completely unwarranted or over the top, and has an element of rant. the level of sourness displayed leaves a flavour in your mouth similar to that felt after eating a toxic waste lolly, renowned for their sourness and bitterness.
*In a classroom, harry chatting to mate*

Teacher to Harry: "go on harry, why don't you speak a bit louder, because i just don't think you are speaking loud enough, and in any case i think what you have to say about your pathetic weekend must be more important than the english lesson i am trying to give, especially once you consider that you will only need to know english for the rest of your life. in fact, why dont you come up to the front and take over the lesson, while we all patiently listen. come on. no? why not? you seemed to be enjoying talking over the top of me. well, here's your chance, i won't even try to speak while you are. go on...

*blah blah blah*

*awkward silence in class, harry mumbles non-committal reply*

Mate to harry: "dude, you just got toxically wasted. i think i'm gonna be sick from the sourness of that rant"
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Topscoorder

1. The man who always scores chicks and is loved by many people
He's great with chicks - Yes, it's a topscoorder!
by pimpless December 6, 2009
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toxic burp

Occurs when you're having tummy trouble and you burp up something that smells so bad you think it's poisonous.
I was sick with food poisoning and I had a toxic burp that smelled like dead rats!
by pentozali May 20, 2014
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toxic stool

Taking a shit with such a grossly offensive smell that it makes vomit on top of said shit making it smell like Barack Obama's undertit.
And walked into the bar's bathroom and there was some toxic stool on the floor.
by Barack Obama's milk December 25, 2014
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