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Prayer to the Rave Gods

A blasphemous prayer said by Raver/Club/Kandi Kids as part of a serotonin shot. It is as follows:

I want you to pray;
pray to the Roll Gods!
I want you to pray to James St. James,
I want you to pray to Tiesto,
And I want you to pray to Micheal Alig,
Are you ready?
- - -
You're Free...
Club Kid: Did you enjoy that serotonin shot?

GoGo Dancer: Yeah, especially the Prayer to the Rave Gods!
by Đ☮PΞ ☆ November 20, 2009
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to hell and gone

Absolutely destroyed; gone without hope of recovery; completely.
A hyperbole.
He took a crowbar and he just beat that truck to hell and gone!
by Captain Penguin June 24, 2004
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Making Love to the Porcelain Goddess

The act of embracing a toilet while vomiting into it due to an excessive intake of alcohol.
"Poor Steve, he ended up making love to the porcelain goddess last night."
by Genovation September 9, 2011
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Sacrifice to the Primal Gods

When eight or more black men hung like horse's with testicles as large as potato's(Also known as Them) capture, strip, violate, rape, then mutilate the body of a Female girl from ages 15 to 85 by beating them to death with there freakishly long horse penis' while they die of internal hemoraging. Then they proceed to empty the semen from there ball bags onto the once living corpse and burn the milky gooey body as they dance and praise the horse penis gods.
Wow that girl was once living until "THEM" decided her time to be ritualized had come. She was Sacrifice to the Primal Gods.
by MRagnorts June 10, 2009
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Toss a log to the lawn Gods

When the dog takes a dump - AKA - Launch a sewer pickle
Female - Honey, did you let the dog out?
Male - Yeah, he just tossed a log to the lawn Gods.
by C Bailey March 19, 2004
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Snackrifice to the Sun god

To eat a victum in honor of the Sun god. Victums may be either dead or alive during the offering. Usually performed on an altar.
Matt: Did you take part in the snackrifice to the Sun god?

Steven: Yeah, I ate his left thigh.
by Admiral Snacktar June 17, 2010
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to hell and gone

she found love and now getting married i'll never see her again
by cgpm June 24, 2004
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