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Texas Tick-Turd

A particularly obnoxious and dangerous fecal pellet. Originate from the position of Governor of Texas. Highly toxic to national economies, extremely damaging to the American middle class, and destructive to U.S. global standing if allowed to range beyond their native territory. Actually much smaller than they appear once stripped of braggodocio and puffery. A hick, particularly appealing to the school yard bully/redneck, wealthiest 2%, and corporate outsourcer. Love to start wars that someone else has to fight, finish, and pay for.
Mike: Did you hear who just entered the Presidential race?

Ike: Yea, thats just what this country needs, another TEXAS TICK-TURD in the White House.
by WORDLE August 20, 2011
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miracle ticket

I got my miracle ticket minutes are arriving.
by RcChuck September 13, 2013
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Ticking it

For something to be described as "ticking it", it must be exceptionally good or very interesting. For a person to be "ticking it", they must be very good-looking or socially admirable. It is similar to words like nang, peng and grade. It originated in Nottingham in 2010. It is a manipulation of the phrase "ticking all the boxes".
He is so hot, he's just ticking it
by Crackberry 28 bus kiddd October 11, 2010
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tickle me

Tickle me, another word know as cum in me, when you have sex with a female she just say, that tickles or that's tickling me
by SayMYnameDADDY July 25, 2016
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selling tickets

a person, more than likely female, that is constantly trying to have sex with random people at all times. preferably in bunches, such as an orgy.

synonym of ''running a train''.
as an on-looker; ''damn that hoe lookin' fine..high heals, mini skirts, lookin sexy..i bet she' sellin' tickets"

as the female; "boy you know i need the dick by the plenty, im selling tickets"
by chip chocolate November 12, 2010
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PTSD Tick

PTSD, also known as, post traumatic stress disorder is, a disorder characterized by a severe anxiety disorder that can develop after exposure to any event that results in psychological trauma. This event may involve the threat of death to oneself or to someone else, or to one's own or someone else's physical, sexual, or psychological integrity,overwhelming the individual's ability to cope.

Tick: A Tick is a uncontrollable reaction to something, sort of like, a quick unreasonably, un elicited reaction. Its just a sarcastic way of labeling someone as, tourettes.

Many people don't overcome whatever they were impacted by,rather big or small and as a result, any trigger causes a PTSD Tick.

PTSD Tick: An uncontrollable reaction to something or someone, in a situation that has nothing to do with anything, and presents no danger to the aggressor.
1)This guy just went off on me for asking him to pass the chilli like they use to do, dang, he must have a PTSD Tick.

2) I asked this guy i once dated for an apology and he just lost his temper, as if i was an ex girlfriend or his mother, he must have a PTSD tick.

3) That guy couldn't get that girls attention and as a result began calling her slanderous names, so much for PTSD Tick. giggles.

4) Everything seems to trigger a temperamental reaction, PTSD Tick.

5) This person just can't control or help their abusive nature, PTSD Tick.
by Flygyrl August 20, 2012
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tickle-gasm

A tickle-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he's tied down and jerked off.
Matt woke me up and gave my morning wood a tickle-gasm!
by eda-skip October 7, 2021
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