team stone

A group of Dick Craving metrosexuals hell bent on butt funneling to the point of utter in toxication causing a serious case of whiskey dick leading to a life time of friend zones. Also they are terrible at any and all fantasy sports.

Team Stone Team Stone

by blumpkinlover12 February 5, 2014

Stoned eyes

A sexual move of which when you’re eating your significant others buttocks, you ask them to fart towards your eye giving you pink eye. Leaving a longing stoned look.

Person 1: ‘Man are you stoned?’
Person 2: ‘Nah dude, I got stoned eyes’
Person 3: ‘ayyyyy my fucking dude’

by CoreyTheVibe March 2, 2019

Stone Age

Old People

You're Stone Age You Wouldn't Even Know What To Do With It

by Bigtymers228 February 10, 2018

Bogey Stone

A hard bogey that hurts to pick. Scratching your nose and making you bleed.

"Oi!! Stop picking your nose Chris!"

"Sorry Leah I had a bogey stone that just needed to come out....my god it hurts...."

by lardy91 February 4, 2015

Tonsil Stones

Also known as tonsilloliths, are cheese-like half solid within the crevices of the tonsils.
One of the causes of bad breath.

I can feel the tonsil stones in my tonsils!!!!! But they just can't get out. Damn

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 16, 2020

carsick stoned

When you become so carsick you fall into a stoned trance. Emotionless. Zombielike. Unresponsive. Possibly sticking your tongue out.

Person 1: "Hey look at that bird! Whooooooa..."
Carsick Victim: "Eh." (closes eyes)
Person 1: "Fine. Be that way. At least I'm not carsick stoned. Suckaaaaah! :)"
Carsick Victim: "Eh."

by EpicBird July 17, 2011

Rolling Stoned

It’s also an upchurch song

•Charlie Daniels said you shouldn't go smoke that dope
But hell, I can't help, I love rolling stoned
Yeah, I love rolling stoned - Upchurch
• Bro, we are so rolling stoned tonight

by Smokey.42015 March 11, 2019