Dreamy steamer

When you fart on someone's pillow before they go to sleep and wake up work pink eye.

Jenna got a dreamy steamer last night and has to go to the doctor now to get it looked at.

by Big Rodboski October 06, 2019

Silicon Valley Steamer

Taking a dump in someone's PC. Usually as an office prank.

The user takes the side off of the tower. Takes a dump in the case. closes it back up.

"Did you hear Jim got fired"

"yeah. I heard he found out and left a Silicon Valley Steamer in the manager's PC."

by RazorRay May 27, 2015

Marlborough steamer

The act of smoking a cigarette while taking a dump.

I sat on the toilet and had a Marlborough steamer. It was heavenly.

by Rose Annap September 04, 2023

foghorn steamer

Very loud, boisterous, and stinky fart.

She walked into the room but immediately left as she heard and smelled my foghorn steamer.

by Dilly McDillyface December 27, 2017

clam steamer

A person or thing which a woman finds arousing or otherwise sexually appealing.

"Woah, that guy's a real clam steamer!"
"Mmm, she's really steaming my clam..."

by KevBakesClams May 12, 2015

Nashville Steamer

A sexual act involving one or more people defecating on their partner's chest after indulging in some of Nashville's famous hot chicken (Hattie B's, Prince's Hot Chicken, etc.). Variation of the Cleveland Steamer.

I just ate my weight in Hattie B's hot chicken. Time to crash a bachelorette party and pass out a few Nashville Steamers.

by CrunchyBlack86 November 19, 2021

Monkey Steamer

the art of fucking a black cow when it’s -69.9°C out, and the cows vagina is steaming and after unleashing your load of fucking hiroshima, you huff the fumes of the vagina steam until passing out.

You damn monkey steamer

by sdhsjfmenfnfbdh February 15, 2022