river rabbit

Female who’s greatest vacation in life is “boating at the river” and sleeps around with all of the men during the trip.

I heard Mike’s got a new girlfriend
Yeah, we warned him to stay away from her, she’s a river rabbit.

by Olive The Otter April 3, 2021

shitfuck rabbit

a commonly used expression of surprise or anger. most often used in situations where those around are being douches, or during XBL play of a military nature.

Shitfuck rabbit!! What the hell are you doing in my sister?

That shitfuck rabbit bastard!

by byzantine twister July 7, 2010

Rabbit season

The season in which Rabbits are to be hunted. See: Duck Season

"Rabbit season!"

by what am i doing heree April 16, 2025

Rabbit

A fast runaway fugitive that police lose

Cops:sir we need ur ID

fugitive:runs
Cops into radio: we got a rabbit

by Lil ceasar May 4, 2019

Roger rabbiting

When an odd or goofy guy with no sex appeal but great personality has or gets an extremely sexy girlfriend.

That dude must be roger rabbiting to have a girl like that.

by KaynG May 15, 2016

The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

The Rabbit that guarded the cave in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" before being killed with The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

"Don't be deceived, for that rabbit is a killer beast with an insatiable thirst for blood. The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog." -Probably a seer for King Arthur

by anidiotwhoisbadatblender May 6, 2025

Pass the rabbit

Pass the rabbit - a party game that originated from a 15th century Swedish Easter tradition. The objective, simply put, is to pass a rabbit around while drunk. Points are awarded for each successful pass and are deducted for dropping or killing the rabbit. Rabbits are slippery little bastards. So, to make them easier to hold, the Swedes dress them up in Viking costumes. As per Cardinal Herring's 1674 decree, the rabbit must be passed a distance of at least 27 hamstüngs (roughly 200 meters) every fifth round. In order to accomplish this, the Swedes have developed a special line of cannon and trebuchet that can deliver the rabbit relatively safely (According to a recent government study 93% of rabbits survive the launch. However, only 23% survive each game).

Agnes: What happened at Börje's last night?
Helge: We got trashed and played pass the rabbit.
Agnes: Ohhh... so is it dead?
Helge: Very.

by rabbitpasser December 5, 2017