onion god

i shall am onion god i make onions for onion farms

i made that onion not that dumb onion farmer cause i am onion god

by who gave my son an onion November 03, 2019

Cheeky Onion

When a girl cuts a hole into an onion, proceeds to blindfold you and sucks your dick with said holed onion

Bro, this girl named Aine sucked my dick with an onion!! She called it a Cheeky Onion, and I'm so fucking confused why she did it!

by WeirdO_o April 05, 2018

Onion Budgee

She's got a stink pussy , she's got an Onion Budgeee.

That girl over there has a Onion Budgee.

by Debbie Dunlap April 26, 2023

Blohmin Onion

A middle aged smoked out Zilwaukeean fella. Frequently pukes doritos on his own arm. Named after an appetizer at a local restaurant, creatively in conjunction with his last name.

"Hey whats going on Tonite? I guess we could stop out and see what the Blohmin Onion is doing."

"I need it in the butt, I should call Onion."

"Bla bla blohmm! Bla bla Blohmin Onionnn!"

by KneeMaster November 09, 2011

Funny onion

Someone who you are attracted to

Wow he’s a funny onion

by StevenMcFarlane April 21, 2019

sad onion

Slang for a child aged 0-3 years.

2-year-old child: WAAAAH!
Jacob: Go back to your mum, you sad onion.

by ThomasWithoutAQ October 28, 2024

Mothers onion

An old fat saggy person that sits in a motorised wheelchair

"That Mothers onion stole my toilet paper"

by shivesh likes chicken biryani April 27, 2024