Scenario 1: "Come now, it is time we must digitally liberate ourselves and get started with this assignment."
Scenario 2: "I wish you would digitally liberate yourself and get moving."
Scenario 2: "I wish you would digitally liberate yourself and get moving."
by mischievous maverick April 10, 2010
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Get the neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols mug.idiot internet children with violent tendencies who paint themselves in “social democracy” to justify being horrible to others “for the greater good”
by NVEE September 25, 2021
Get the Liberal tankie mug.“I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
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by KillingBirds September 26, 2021
Get the Liberal mug.Flower Liberal: A term used to describe individuals who adhere to liberal principles but distinguish themselves by their emphasis on seeking common ground with those they disagree with, including conservatives. They may draw inspiration from the peace and love ethos of 1960s and 70s hippie culture, reflecting this in their fashion and aesthetic choices. Additionally, flower liberals may entertain conspiracy theories, particularly those related to perceived threats to public health or intentional spreading of hate.
Amy is such a flower liberal she wants to love everybody even if disagree with her and she wears Flowers in her hair
by flowerliberal!!! April 6, 2024
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Lib: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!!!
Ted: what?
Lib: THAT’S RACIST!!
Ted: what are you talking about?
Lib: YOU’RE JUST A CIS WHITE MALE!
Ted: You’re not making any sense
Lib: My pronouns are He/They not “You’re”!!!!
Ted: you’re such a liberal.
Lib: DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!!!
Ted: what?
Lib: THAT’S RACIST!!
Ted: what are you talking about?
Lib: YOU’RE JUST A CIS WHITE MALE!
Ted: You’re not making any sense
Lib: My pronouns are He/They not “You’re”!!!!
Ted: you’re such a liberal.
by anonymous October 14, 2021
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