Spin My Spider

No meaning... It just sounds dirty...

Call Alex Bonner.... He Will Spin Your Spider.

by Carmen Fuentes November 4, 2003

Dizzy Spider Monkey

the male lies on his back fully errect, the female spreads her vaginal lips, as if to resemble the wings of a spider monkey, spins around in circles real fast till shes dizzy then attempts to pounce on the males member, if she misses it could result in alot of pain for each partner, but thats the risk u take to try and pull off such a maneuver

We went back to my place and she performed the Dizzy Spider Monkey

by Wacker of Whales June 16, 2010

spider-web sex

one one has sexual relations with another and becomes attached to eachother emotionally, like if your sprung patna

spider-web sex must have got caught up

by *militant*Kings Up January 2, 2009

Rabid Spider Monkey

An extremely creepy, sex obsessed stalker.

Son: I'm going out, be home soon.
MOM: watch out for rabid spider monkeys

by Mr. Lister Orchestra November 21, 2013

Curry spider phenomenon

When around 400 spiced curry coated spiders crawl up a vagina hole

The curry spider phenomenon is happening in my v-jj right now matty crawl up inside mmib

by Curry mister January 16, 2017

jelly spider pancake

When you break every single bone in somebodies body.

"If you so much as leave a scratch on my wife I will break every single one of your bones till you are nothing but a jelly spider pancake"

by idk man red kinda sus October 6, 2020

Spider Face Syndrome

being high enough to where you feel things on your face (or body) that aren't there

"I keep moving my hair away from my face but it's still there"
"No, it's not. Dude you got spider face syndrome."

by angiebaby19 January 24, 2019