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Phantom Douche

The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.
My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.
by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016
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Phantom neutral

Shifting a driver’s transmission into neutral from a passenger seat, without their knowledge.
Vrooooom!

“Wtf?”

Phantom neutral!”

“lol you asshole!”
by Idriveaturbomiata March 19, 2023
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Phantom Vetement Syndrome

Phantom Vetement Syndrome (Vetement meaning clothing in French) is an umbrella term that refers to the feeling you get whenever you aren’t wearing specific accessories or clothing that have become an extension and even a part of your everyday look. Things like Jewelry especially.

You might have bought or maybe even been given a special piece of jewelry/clothing from a friend or from family, which leads you to start wearing them almost all the time, as it not only becomes part of your identity, but serves as a fond memento in honor/in remembrance of that friend/family member.

Not having those accessories feels like you’re incomplete, and not fully yourself. Especially since people tend to recognize you better because you rarely ever take them off. You wear them during the day, while you’re out, and sometimes even in situations where it’s best to take them off, but you refuse to.

This feeling can be melancholic if you lost any of those items. Although it won’t last forever. It may hurt to not have those accessories anymore, but it’s up to you to find something else to wear and make it meaningful.
“Ugh, I miss my rings and chain. Phantom Vetement Syndrome is the worst.”
by NATEhan August 19, 2025
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phantom upload

Fake term used as an excuse when one is caught with questionable photos on one's iPhone (note: often used in situations when the photos discovered are of other family members)
I don't know how they got there!!!! It was a phantom upload! That's not who I am!!!!
by DragonFire2678 January 18, 2015
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Renaissance Phantom Dump

Someone who leaves a big dump in an office desk drawer in retaliation for the recipient getting to work early and destroying the community restroom.
Adam blew up the first floor bathroom before work again, so tomorrow I'm going to leave him a Renaissance phantom dump to teach him a lesson.
by PColaCajun December 23, 2023
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phantom fantasy

An elaborate story (or relationship) with an apparition or specter. an appearance or illusion without material substance, as a dream image, mirage, or optical illusion. a person or thing of merely illusory power, status, efficacy.
My "relationship" with him wasn't real, it was a PHANTOM FANTASY; we have never actually met in person, only talked on the phone and in text messages.
by CaliBeachGirl September 19, 2020
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Phantom Touch

An instance when a person can feel a touch described or visualized in front of them even if the physical action is not being performed on the person.

A common trigger for could be "Imagine.. __"
"Imagine I'm giving you head pats right now"
"I have phantom touch, I can feel actions you describe to me"
by Kylo Wybie Rivers November 22, 2024
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