megan appreciation month

megans are the best people, sweet and generous and they’ve probably been through a lot. we need a whole month for them! it’s october ladies and gentlemen, time to show your love and appreciation to all megans :)

megan: why is everyone being so nice to this month
me: it’s megan appreciation month, you deserve it <3

by professionalsimp December 5, 2020

Megan Darby

Loves the dick! Surrounded by the sausage on a daily basis. Loves the skinny lads and loves schlongs! Dips herself in curry to get her natural skin tone and loves the Jews.

Watch out folks Megan Darby is coming get ready to dip your naan breads in

by Racoonlover234 November 29, 2019

Megan has grandma been drinking

“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”

Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Megan

A nice kind and funny girl who hates when people say “May-gin” She is a smart and is a over all good person. Did I mention she is a hottie! ❤️🤤❤️

Friend: “Yo, you see miss,hottie”
Me: “yeah, you mean Megan!”

by Doggzzzz November 1, 2019

Let's go Megan

A publicly acceptable way of expressing contempt for the 45th U.S. president. It is synonymous with the phrase 'Fuck Donald Trump'.

Person A: Hey, how about that Donald Trump, huh? He was a pretty good president, don't you think?

Person B: Ugh, no. Let's go Megan.Person A: Yeah, you're right. Let's go Megan.

Person A: Yeah, you're right. Let's go Megan.

by HeWhoMustNotBeNamed213 October 13, 2024

Megan

A twat who knows nothing and can be a bitch sometimes but can also he really nice and trustworthy

Boy 1: hey do you know that girl megan
Boy 2: yeah she knows nothing but is nice

by Walkerscheeseandonioncrisps March 30, 2022

Megan

A female with a alien headass no tittys no ass all nipple no titty and reeks of 10 cans of bounce that ass and a side of hot dog water and to top it all off she got a hairy roast beef coochie

Megan stinks like dick sweat

by Dickwater69 July 13, 2019