Open the Church Doors

When fucking doggie style, a girl reaches around and pulls her ass cheeks apart allowing for deeper penetration. This is especially helpful when done by a woman with a big ol' ass.

"Open the church doors baby, I want to give my confession!"

"When she opened the church doors, I think my cock hit her cervix!"

by 'Noke Man August 11, 2008

3 doors down

An amazing band, one of my favorites since 2001. Severely underrated, they are one of the few rock bands that I feel truly put feeling into their music anymore. They are also the only band to have had a single song simultaneously on top of the pop, rock, and alternative charts with the song "kryptonite". In short, this band fucking rocks, and I will teabag anybody who says otherwise. Also, probably the only band that I've heard in the last 5 years who has a CD where every song is good.

"you're getting closer, to pushing me off of life's little edge, cus I'm a loser, and sooner or later you know I'll be dead" -3 doors down, loser

by Jimmi Kasey Bodene Kennefuckingdy February 16, 2007

Back-Door Bandit

Noun ~ Some one who actively seeks and violates peoples or sexual partner's anus' for sexual pleasure.

Shaniqua: "So basically yeah, you know Tyrone? Yeah he threw me on the bed when we was gettin' freaky yeah and slid in all Snake like a Back-Door Bandit fam and he was sweatin' and wheezin' all over me yeah you get me?"

Denise: Yeah bitch i get'ch you

by CXN May 16, 2016

The Back Door Sneak

1) A devious ploy, which involves trickery and the element of surprise. (The most literal definition is inserting your P into a girls A instead of her V)
2) Any situation with your friends where you come from seemingly nowhere to surprise them
*similar concept to a back door cut in basketball... but with more real world application

jeez, i was gonna hook up with cait, had that shit all set up, and then u run the back door sneak on me?!?" "sorry bro, im sure she'll still fuck you too

by premature_4life April 24, 2011

ex-door neighbour

Someone who used to live next door to you; either they moved away or you moved away

Guy 1: Who is Josh going on a date with?
Guy 2: Girl named Olivia.
Guy 1: How does he know her?
Guy 2: She is his ex-door neighbour.

by Big Sig & Bad News Brookes July 9, 2010

Four Door Porsche

A slightly chubby girl but with a really cute face

Bro Julie is pretty cute, but she's kind of a four door Porsche

by Richard Johnson July 11, 2017

Open Door Dilemma

When someone you know is taking a dump in a public or private restroom, and while he is in mid-poo you open the door. Because of this, the person shitting is faced with the difficult decision of either hurrying up and pinching it off and then coming to kick your ass, or coming after you right then and there and risk poo falling out his ass and dropping on the bathroom floor.

The other night, Joey was taking a dump over my house and we gave him an open door dilemma. It was hilarious because he was mid-shit and came after us with his pants at his ankles and he just dropped the poopies all over the floor and stained it.

by SnizzPulverizer February 17, 2009