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audio cave

when you put on headphones to shut out the f*in world!
dude 1: dude, where's jon?
dude 2: oh he's in an audio cave, he's having a bad day.
by theDutch March 17, 2010
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cave

shortform for "poucave", i.e someone who does not deserve your trust.
"Le cave se rebiffe", french comedy from 1961
by Mister_XXX December 15, 2017
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in the cave

In the cave refers to being "in hiding" when training in MMA.
person 1:Where have you been?

person 2:I have been "in the cave" training for about 3 months.
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She Cave

A woman's sanctuary.
A peaceful retreat away from everyone else.

A woman's version of the man cave; except a whole lot cleaner.

A woman's version of the man cave; except a whole lot cleaner.
When my family gets on my nerves I retreat to my She Cave.
by Ms.Riff4U September 29, 2015
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Cum-Cave

Female Genitalia. Womans Vagina. Usually semen covered, non-virginal
Megan - "Im gonna punch you in the face if you dont lick my toes"
Me - "oh yeah? Im gonna punch you in your cum-cave"
by Muzikal Stiffy May 4, 2024
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the coochina cave

a specific nest or den built in ones closet out of pillows and blankets used specifally to penatrate or insert a dildo or penis into one or more holes such as, one of two openings in the coochina, or another hole in which the penatration material is wetted to the point of no return the dildo or penis will not emerge from the coochina for 500 years. the coochina bearring human will scream in both agony and everlasting pleasure. under the right circumstances, the dog will enter the cave and create a powerful and shrill burst of noise that will send 42.57 humans into a state of inteanse arousal. they will make their way towards the coochina cave to partake in a massive orgy.
"oh did u here about the time me and my gramma shook the earth from our coochina cave? it was great!"

"oh whats the coochina cave?"

"its a nest where we penatrate in the closet"1

"really? maybe me and u can rebuild that cave and have some fun tonight!"

"nahh, id love to hun, but there's a lot of paperwork u have to fill out before we can hipnotize all those people. plus u dont want me inside u for five hundred years."
by maxorcist May 25, 2025
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Uncle Cave

The nickname given to many of the uncles who have gone rogue and decided to sleep in caves. They traded their beds for sleeping in 4 feet of water and green bugs. Just a miracle, they used to be proctologists.
uncle cave used to choke and sputter on the pond water that sloshed into his mouth nocturnally. then he figured to tape his mouth shut, so that when he sleeps in 4ft of water and green bugs nothing violates his mouth. uncle cave's body is a temple

my only worry about uncle cave is that he's blind. my poor blind uncle could wander into a public restroom & sleep, hands and legs in the toilet, because he confused the smell with his bed of water and green bugs

my uncle cave almost died last weekend. He lives in a cave and there was a record amount of water from the sky (rain). He normally sleeps in a bed of 4 ft of water & green bugs but it was 9 feet of water by morning

hello I am uncle cave is it's okay to bring a tinder date back to my cave? my bed is 4 feet of water & green bugs

I guess of all my uncles uncle cave likes caves the best. he sleeps in one standing up, in 4 foot of water & green bugs. I love uncle cave and he gets hoes

many have tried to ding dong ditch uncle cave and all have failed. it is because he has no doorbell. and no door. He Lives in a Cave (always worried about it)

if uncle cave was a prostitute, he told me he would be as cheap as possible. he just wants to make people happy. also she would smell like shit no demand
by pink and orange girl August 13, 2022
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