tits stoop

Something that is beyond stupid, perhaps very stupid; irreversibly stupid.

"Man, that time my ex slapped me in the face was tits stoop!"

by tvparty April 13, 2009

ceptor tits

Everything about her is bad, but she has great tits

She's so fucking ugly, everything about her is shit, ceptor tits

by I heart Boobs December 28, 2008

Sticky Tits!

A way to express something that's cool.

Person 1: Awww Noice, STICKY TITS!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I just prestiged in COD!

by Shoo' man? May 12, 2010

Tits of a demon

Phrase aimed towards a women who has such amazing Breasts, that you would turn to the dark side to get a feel of them.

Guy 1:"Dude, look at the tits on her!

Guy 2:"Ikr! Man she has tits of a demon, I would commit genocide for that shit!

by Thechubbycoon October 22, 2011

Tits on a Whale

1) An exclamation of surprise or shock, similiar to dayum.
2) A dismissal of something unhelpful or useless

1) A) I just won a new car!
B) Tits on a whale, that's sweet!
2) A) Hey guys, I can play "flight of the bumblebee" at 320bpm!
B) Yeah, except you've wasted your life learning a skill which is as useful as tits on a whale.

by the evil edge October 3, 2008

Tits and shit

A variable for any noun, adjective, or swear word.

Hey come get your tits and shit out of my car

by Barnyman July 31, 2011

tit-slapping

Tit-slapping is a sadistic fetish of slapping a woman's breasts for sexual arousal. It is one of the Japanese fetishes imported into American mainstream fetish porn. One western form features woman on woman tit slapping in a cat-fight scenario. A more sadistic form features a bound woman with large breasts being subjected to violent breast slapping, twisting, pulling and pinching, resulting in tears, obvious pain, discoloration and bruising to the breast. It is a form of sadistic humiliation.

John had to engage in tit-slapping his girl friend's big pendulous breasts in order to get an erection before they had sex.

by Toryu88 September 13, 2016