Meme lord, cool guy, smart af, knows his math, his add math, ADD MATH, he drives a motorcycle, he’s so nice, he likes Disney movies (bolt and Tarzan), he likes lip balm, he wears glasses, he knows triangles.
by Mr Tan’s no1 fan August 11, 2020
Get the Tan Eng Keatmug. When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.
I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.
by thechri5 March 1, 2019
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Get the Tan Meiliawati Sungmug. a male who thinks himself as a rambutan born on 2017. He is the "father" of Christopher Columbus. It also means a tasty looking male.
by Tanyy October 26, 2017
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Get the emily tanmug. An old school channel that uses ideas from night owl cinematics and wow banana
Bastard qho uses daddys money. knnbccb
Bastard qho uses daddys money. knnbccb
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