Punish the toilet

When someone takes a massive shit or squirts out a lot of diarrea and then clogs the toilet with the amount of toilet paper that they use to wipe their butt afterwards.

*Stan was in Eric's bathroom desperately trying to unclog the toilet after taking a huge dump. *

Eric: "Oh my god man, you didn't have to punish the toilet!!!"

by Gaylord Olgvin September 11, 2011

american toilet

the new Green Day CD

piss on it

shit on it

and call it Good Charlotte

worst Green Day CD ever made

by green day shit themselves September 28, 2004

Toileted

It is now used in Half Life 2 Multiplayer when someone is killed by an object, thrown with the gravity gun.

Dude, you totally toileted me in that last round...

by Coldmud December 3, 2004

toilet

People like to drink toilet water. A huh huh huh huh.

I smoked a toilet with Barack Obama today.

by Barry Trotter December 14, 2008

fuck toilet

A person that evryone fucks like they are a toilet - fuck toilet.

"oh man the stacy is such a fuck toilet!"

by Tehaidanator August 21, 2008

pee in my toilet

Also known as "pee in the toilet." When something is so funny and a gorgeous redhead is making really awkward conversation with a yetti and you just can't help to pee in your pants...except you're on the toilet. so. yeah.

You can't just pee your pants, you gotta pee your toilet too!

Amy: "So Jeanette, what'd you get on the math test"
Jeanette: "A 'C-'"
Amy: "Ohhh..."
Jen: HAHAHAHAH *piss* HAHAHAHAHA *pee* HAHAHHAAHA *urinate* HAHAHHAHAHAA.

Later...

Amy: "Well that was awkward..."
Jen: "I know! I was peeing in my pants it was so funny"
Amy: "Except you were on the toilet...So I guess you were peeing in your toilet"
Jen: "Yeah so funny that it made me pee in my toilet!"

by Jenetty the Yetty June 3, 2007

Toiletsex Marathon

When two friends are running to every toilet in a shopping center to have sex. Usual amount is at least 5.

Theres five toilet booths here, want a Toiletsex Marathon?

by pineapplemoonshinetheoriginal November 14, 2010