wooden thunder

a weapon used to obliderate noobs in everyday life, not to be used for the faint of heart; this is a devistating weapon used to pwn the noobiest of noobs not for use of anyone under 21

yes this is real...

nate- erik.
erik- wut
nate- see that noob over there
erik- yes.
nate- watch this
erik- ok..
nate- WOODEN THUNDER!!1!!!!!11!!11!!!
andrew bowler(noob)- ahhhhhhhhhhhh
andrew bowler(noob)- (dead/pwned)

by not nate December 24, 2007

Thunder Cunt

Also known as a "cock juggling Thunder Cunt", she is a woman of epic narcissistic and borderline personality disordered proportions who uses her incredibly low self-esteem to " gain power" through perceived self-empowerment that takes the form of sleeping with many people at once, throwing horrendous schoolyard bully fits when she does not get her way, and demanding attention as a small child does, including being coddled and pet to sleep and a curious but unspeakable habit of sucking her thumb. Can be identified by the numerous selfies posted on Instagram and Facebook, usually in various diva-esque, "pin-up style" sensual poses and the copious use of red lipstick.

"Don't even waste your time with her, have you seen her profile? She's a cock-juggling Thunder Cunt. You'll catch something."

by Letterstogestapo October 26, 2015

rolling thunder

an occurrence when one has a large amount of gas and feces. The person then expels a large amount of gas, making a booming sound, and also expels the feces as though the bottom is vomiting it out. This causes the person expelling the excrements much pain, but is extremely amusing to people watch.

Man, was it hilarious when Jimmy had a rolling thunder while he was streaking. The feces almost made a dust cloud as they poured out, and the flatulence awoke the whole street.

by Dr. Oddjob December 9, 2011

thunder thick

From the concept Thunder Thighs, used to describe the excessively jiggly manner of someone's thighs.

"Holy shit, her thighs are thunder thick!"

by Quentin Monopoly July 11, 2007

Rolling Thunder

When you are driving and some goon tries to cross a crosswalk expecting you to stop for him and you instead try to roll through the stop sign only to realize you will hit him unless you thunder it away.

this chank was tryin' ta cross but i rolling thunder'd it outta there. he was pissed that I almost hit him

by Aggressive Driver March 31, 2013

purple thunder cobras

Proven by a team of highly trained nuclear physicists to be the greatest band to ever have lived. Bring ladies out of their seats and get naked in under 3 seconds. Truly jizztastic.

Tim: Holy gosh the purple thunder cobras just blew my ear drums out of my ass in a shocking flash of lightning explosionivolcanocho

Led Zeppelin: Ditto

The Beatles: Wow PTC is so much better than us

Beethoven: Grease me up PTC!

by randomherochris December 21, 2008

australian thunder kick

After you shoot your load into a girls mouth, then right before she swallows you kick her in the throat, which will cause her to choke, and she should make thunder noises as she chokes.

Dude I heard this Cady chick tried the Australian thunder kick with her dog, and she liked it

by Fitzie555556 February 12, 2014