Haley Thomas

A bitch of a person who likes to fuck every dude she sees

Yo is that a Haley Thomas? She been through the whole football team!

by sustus Augustus January 21, 2023

Thomas Bemis

Slang for a ginger man with a small penis

Hey remember that guy from last week? He was totally a Thomas Bemis

by Star065 May 08, 2023

defective thomas

an very clueless thomas which doesnt know what hes doing

"hey defective thomas! What are you doing?! Im eating the wall"

by mamathomas November 30, 2021

Thomas Park

A ginger cunt who fakes schizophrenia and really thinks he can beatbox.

People:
Thomas Park: Bootz-and-a-ting-ya--butabutabutabo-ting-ya

by langley park cemetery September 30, 2020

Thomas Cobb

Just your above average white child. Equipped with a flip phone, a sexy look, and his name is Tom so extra sexy points. This man is de phazzdist man alive so you'd better watch out if he's running at you. He is a known protector of the society of Honey Bun so don't mess with them.

Person 1: Oh yea that's Thomas Cobb, isn't that kid retarded and autistic at the same time?
Person 2: Yea that sounds like him. Boy is that kid got a sexy face though!

by EnlightenedArugulaPlant October 05, 2018

thomas green

Some stupid pretentious niger with a 2 centimeter yellow jondas penis

Wow that fucker sure is a nlgger thomas green

by Big Nlgger man December 28, 2017

Kyle Thomas

kyle thomas

kyle thomas has alot of amazing pets. some may say hes so lucky as it seems as though he has a zoo in his house! He’s so grateful for his fans aswell

by kylesbean June 01, 2021