twist and shift

The motion of jerking off a dick;handjob

bro did you hear that ashlyn twist and shifted jack

by therealist2345 June 12, 2018

Twisted Blister

Noun:
1. Butthole/anus
2.Stinky Winky

“He’s such a Twisted Blister!”

by Racincheetah May 30, 2024

twisted productivity

the situation of quitting the task you are working on (often without realizing it) and beginning another task (mostly due to the lack of concentration) with intense focus, devoting a lot of time to it, and somehow being great at it. (mostly experienced among people with ADHD)

Twisted productivity is very common among people with ADHD.

by vocabularynerd December 23, 2023

Chungus twist

Someone who twists "Chungus" for a living, usually used as an insult for a stupid or contemptible person.

You goofy ahh chungus twist!

by Light Yagami aka Kira March 17, 2024

Twisted straight

Refers to using irony and parody in sense of truth

A Twisted straight appears to lie at an angle to tell the honest truth.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Twisting One Off

When a man masturbates.

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.

by EldonTKD August 9, 2021

Twisted pigeons

A group of people who are vary drunk/rat arsed

Look over there John there are some twisted pigeons

by The one who has no name December 27, 2018