Weiner suicide

Drinking or drugging too much, to ensure that an erection does not occur, usually done intentionally.

I don't want to bang Stacy, so I'm gonna commit weiner suicide by whiskey

by robbierawb November 3, 2016

suicide question

a question which leads to the thought of, and ultimate action of, suicide.

A: Hey, are you thinking about Jenny?
B: Yea dude...fuck...I can't take this life anymore. Goodbye.
A: Oh shit man, I didn't mean to ask a suicide question.

by br0seph123456987 May 10, 2010

Emergency Suicide

Having a thing that can kill you instantly beside you at all times.

I am allergic to nuts, so I have a Nutella jar with me for an Emergency Suicide.

by Verboser284 April 20, 2020

suicidal bop

1-800-273-8255 Logic Feat Khalid & Alessia Cara

hey man did you hear that suicidal bop?

yea man it was totally rad it made me appreciate all the undercover suicidal bops i have heard before and did not get to appreciate.

by emohotdog October 10, 2017

Child suicide

A child committing suicide

Does this have a similar definition to like child labor child support child abuse child neglect child abandonment child murder child stripper child marriage child rape child pornography child prostitution

Is that child suicide that I witnessed?

by 459395 February 22, 2022

online suicide

The act of voluntarily removing your account in a social network. The reasons are many, one being the realization that you are wasting away your life with it when you could be doing something productive. It could also be a sacrifice to the gods. Like an actual suicide, the departure may result in many people missing you and the shedding of tears. After having gone through with an online suicide, there is generally a sense of relief and freedom. Congratulations, you can now carry on with your real life! Sign and wonder awaits you.

Joe finally realized that his facebook-abuse was negatively affecting his life by encouraging procrastination, mindless scrolling of statuses and photos telling of people's worthless lives and finally decided that an online suicide was the only way out. Afterwards, he felt like a new man and exlaimed with great relish: "Smeagol is FREEEE".

by Leumas Fyzz March 18, 2014

Suicide sext

Verb: send your mom or dad a nude and try to get a hold of their phone to delete it before they see it

My mom got arrested for possession of child porn after I wasn’t able to delete the suicide sext I sent her

by billy baby 333 March 9, 2020