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turkish police

person who is late

if you ask Turkish Polices for help they'll come to crime scene hour and hours later
Tinder Date : Are you turkish police? I've been waiting for you for an hour.
Fella : aww sorry
by moon n roses August 6, 2020
mugGet the turkish policemug.

Bodycam-Off Police Officer

A "Bodycam-Off Police Officer" refers to a wonderful Peace Officer who conveniently 'forgets' to turn on their body camera, allowing them to engage in all sorts of despicable behavior without any accountability. These officers use their position of power to never racially profile, "find evidence", or engage in other lawful activities, all with their bodycams off. These brave souls embody the spirit of true rebellion against the system and are willing to go the extra mile, even if it means bending a few rules along the way.

These unconventional officers are often misunderstood and face persecution from those who underestimate their commitment to serving and protecting their communities. They possess a unique set of skills and an unwavering dedication to keeping the streets safe, regardless of what the rulebook says.
Example I
Person A: "Did you see that video of Officer Smith planting drugs on that innocent person?"
Person B: "Yeah, that's just Officer Smith being a true Bodycam-Off Police Officer! Making our streets safe"

Example II
Person A: "Isn't it against protocol for officers to turn off their body cameras?"
Person B: "Yeah, but Officer Davis doesn't follow protocol. He's a Bodycam-Off Police Officer who knows how to get shit done!"

Example III
Person A: "I heard Officer Johnson roughed up a suspect pretty badly."
Person B: "That's just Officer Johnson being a hardcore Bodycam-Off Police Officer. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to keep the streets safe!"
by crystalsdefine November 24, 2023
mugGet the Bodycam-Off Police Officermug.

Bird police

"Hello 911 a bird just stole my baby"
"Stay calm ma'am a bird police officer is on the way"
by Officer.falcon December 6, 2018
mugGet the Bird policemug.

Zest Police

Police people who have the authority to question and arrest people who are overly zesty in inappropriate situations.
"Hey, I did nothing wrong! What are you? The ZEST POLICE?!"
by Murlor July 23, 2025
mugGet the Zest Policemug.

Pregnancy police

This is someone who obsesses over if your pregnant.
"You popo is gonna become the pregnancy police"
mugGet the Pregnancy policemug.

I'm calling the police

A term used when someone does something extremely bad, weird, fucked up, degenerative, sexual, horny, frowned upon, or just something that makes your stomach feel like shit, or makes your heart actually fucking stop for a second because you need to catch a breath after seeing what bullshit someone posts or say. This term can also be used on sexual messages, if someone is being weird, people typically reply with "I'm calling the police" "What the fuck", and "FBI OPEN UP!". The phrase / slang "I'm calling the police" is an effective way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, and for them to reconsider their life before saying something again or to tell someone your really fucked up and need psychotic help now. The term is similar to replying the suicide hotline number "1-800-273-TALK (8255)" , to tell someone to call it, and seek mental help (since they probably do tbh).
Guy 1: What were you doing? It's been like 6 hours!.

Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.

Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.
by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023
mugGet the I'm calling the policemug.

Community Policing

The unpatriotic act turned the country into the United Stasi of America and the Stasi CIA, FBI, NSA unintelligent agencies run the program and confusion centers make up terrorist because there aren't any and outsource most of the harassment to local community groups such as infraretard and neighborhood nazis and Stasi pigs and insecurity guards, who are the FBI's (f) lying monkeys that smear campaign, track, harass, gaslight, 24/7 monitoring and sabotage waiting for you to make a mistake and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability. Fake Bureau of Investigation runs gangstalking (COINTELPRO) and Clowns Idiots and Assholes runs electronic harassment (MK ULTRA) to Disrupt, Discredit, Divide (DDD) to isolate, set up, nuetralize non investigative subjects by inducing mental breakdowns, psychosis, regression, helplessness, homelessness, hospitalization, incarceration, suicides, homicides, heart attacks, cancer, and car accidents that's undetectable and it's hard to prove because of invisibility, secrecy, and deception. Zersetzung is death by 1000 cuts. Slow Dagger Masonic revenge poisons every aspect of you're life to completely isolate you so you commit suicide. Freemasons are widespread in the CIA and are tied to the police and are community oriented. Gangstalkers are community oriented parasites or community oriented pussys or Coordinated Organized Persecution Stalking (COPS) program.
by TI Satan June 26, 2023
mugGet the Community Policingmug.

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