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Joe's Hoes

Joe's Hoes is a facility unto which prostitution is highly active. Joe's Hoes is of course run by Joe himself. Joe's Hoes live by the motto "You got the dough we got the Hoe" and they value hard work and effort. There are 6 spots of ranking at Joe's:
-Joe:runs the entire house and it's hoes

-Co-Joe: helps Joe maintain paperwork on the hoes and the clients

-Main Hoe: the hoe that every hoe aspires to be

-Side Hoe: your everyday "hooker on the street" hoe
-Booty Call: a low rank that only Joseph's Whores could honestly be ranked at.

-Toilet Cleaner: where the term "started from the bottom now we're here" originated from.

Joe's Hoes is filled with loving and trained workers hired by Joe.
Person 1: "I want to get laid tonight but I don't have a girl friend"
Person 2: "Easy dude, go to Joe's Hoes they have the BEST services for a reasonable price"

Person 1: "What about Joseph's Whores?"

Person 2: "HAHA Joseph's Whores my ass!"
by Joe's Hoes June 3, 2014
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male hoe

1) Talks to a numerous amounts of women
2) Has sex with a numerous amounts of women
3) Believes hes a player yet got everyone fucked up
Ex) That male hoe not mine if he talking to Keisha, Megan and Theresa that's there man now. Stacey cant talk to male hoes that doesn't even mix
by $mullah June 5, 2014
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shag hoe

“ugh devon really is being a shag hoe today”
by samdog618 January 21, 2020
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travel hoe

similar to an art hoe, that hippyish and chill and loves adventures and travelling and shit and is also a hoe
that girl just got back from her fourth trip to europe with another new boyfriend, she's a total travel hoe
by pepeluvr420 June 28, 2015
mugGet the travel hoemug.

sea hoe

A sea hoe is a mermaid that has sex with every fish she sees
by jades mum July 6, 2015
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Hoes mad

Sum that most hoes be 💁🏼 ♀️ when females/ males get pressed or mad over dumb shit
Tamika: oh this hoe wig stank
Brebre: who bitch

Tamika: tuhh oh u pressed I'm being honest

Brebre: ok but u can stfu I'll take ya mans

Tamika : hoes madddddd cuz they weave stank and it's crunchy
by Icalledsnatchieshoee October 13, 2019
mugGet the Hoes madmug.

hoe-snapping

Sending the same snap to a mass amount of people instead of snapping each person individually. Usually done by attractive girls with lots of contacts in an attempt to keep streaks alive
Guy1: "Oh wow Bella just snapped me, she's so hot how lucky am I?"

Guy2: "Funny she just sent me a snap too."

Guy1: "Oh, she's hoe-snapping right now."
by bigcatphee November 18, 2016
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